^^^^
1. go to the nearest zoo
2. find the gorilla exhibit
3. put blueberrys in your pockets
4. fall in
and for the love of god have someone film it so we all watch your worthless life diminish before us while apes go fucking crazy ripping you apart trying to get to those tasty blueberrys.
First!
13 years ago at 4:22 pmcongrats!
13 years ago at 7:01 pmGood job man, we’re all proud of ya!
13 years ago at 8:15 pmSon of a bitch I wanted to be first.
13 years ago at 8:34 pm^^^^
13 years ago at 10:43 pm1. go to the nearest zoo
2. find the gorilla exhibit
3. put blueberrys in your pockets
4. fall in
and for the love of god have someone film it so we all watch your worthless life diminish before us while apes go fucking crazy ripping you apart trying to get to those tasty blueberrys.
^ Something very similar to this can be done with a pointy white hat in a colorful neighborhood.
13 years ago at 11:03 am40 somethng comments later and you fuckers still didnt get the refrence
13 years ago at 3:52 pmTeam America^
13 years ago at 11:42 pmGood crowd.
13 years ago at 4:24 pmDefinitely expected a bigger crowd than this. I had a bigger turnout at my 16th birthday party.
13 years ago at 4:31 pmBacon is still the man though.
13 years ago at 6:23 pmThis is so bad
13 years ago at 6:30 pmDay Rage- where all of the sad sad anonymous twitter accounts meet to “rage”.
13 years ago at 8:24 pmCouldn’t agree more, Shooter.
13 years ago at 8:46 pmWell damn! Glad I didn’t go then ,Shooter.
13 years ago at 6:59 pm^ Silence, whore
13 years ago at 2:00 pmDay Rage needs to be AT LEAST 3 times as big as this!
13 years ago at 4:25 pmWhat is this? A day rage for ANTS???
13 years ago at 4:27 pm^this
13 years ago at 4:49 pmYeah! What is this for? Ants?!
13 years ago at 7:44 pm^ This guy’s name. Love that movie/ book.
13 years ago at 7:56 pmyeah this looked dead, try to get a band that doesn’t look like some nickleback shit and hopefully it will be better next year
13 years ago at 8:45 pm^^^awesome name. great book
13 years ago at 5:28 pm^^ awesome name! great STD!
13 years ago at 6:40 pm*Partying center for kids who can’t rage good*
13 years ago at 9:34 amMaybe if you didn’t have Nickelback as the main band you would of had more than 30 people there.
13 years ago at 4:26 pmwould have had* Lace ’em up champ.
13 years ago at 5:24 pmcome on guys lets just get along
13 years ago at 7:01 pm^ You can lace ’em too, Sport.
13 years ago at 8:35 pm^Now Skeeter, he ain’t hurtin’ nobody.
13 years ago at 11:24 amSo you can instagram entire videos now?
13 years ago at 4:26 pm^this
13 years ago at 4:31 pm^
13 years ago at 11:43 amAre you guys in the red after that turn out?
13 years ago at 4:26 pm^this
13 years ago at 11:02 pmWho sold a ticket to sleeve monster?
13 years ago at 4:28 pm^ Oh God that one never gets old.
13 years ago at 8:37 pmI spy something blue
13 years ago at 4:28 pmnot in my country
13 years ago at 7:06 pm^Red, white, AND blue, jackass.
13 years ago at 8:16 pmGood try, TFM. Get ’em next year.
13 years ago at 4:28 pmSeriously, did anyone actually show up?
13 years ago at 4:29 pm