1. SEC Gameday Drunk

      ^^^^
      1. go to the nearest zoo
      2. find the gorilla exhibit
      3. put blueberrys in your pockets
      4. fall in
      and for the love of god have someone film it so we all watch your worthless life diminish before us while apes go fucking crazy ripping you apart trying to get to those tasty blueberrys.

      13 years ago at 10:43 pm
    2. Leonidas

      ^ Something very similar to this can be done with a pointy white hat in a colorful neighborhood.

      13 years ago at 11:03 am
    3. SEC Gameday Drunk

      40 somethng comments later and you fuckers still didnt get the refrence

      13 years ago at 3:52 pm
    1. Definitely expected a bigger crowd than this. I had a bigger turnout at my 16th birthday party.

      13 years ago at 4:31 pm
    2. ShooterMcGavin

      Day Rage- where all of the sad sad anonymous twitter accounts meet to “rage”.

      13 years ago at 8:24 pm
    1. John D Fratfella

      yeah this looked dead, try to get a band that doesn’t look like some nickleback shit and hopefully it will be better next year

      13 years ago at 8:45 pm
  1. Frat Squire

    Maybe if you didn’t have Nickelback as the main band you would of had more than 30 people there.

    13 years ago at 4:26 pm