TFM Instagram Highlight Reel

If you like boob luges, guys slamming beer pong tables, and going to great lengths to prove their alcoholism, this is for you.

Pointless fraternity house destruction. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Making an ass out of yourself. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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MILF hunting. #TFM (Via @cooper_jackson02 and @prestonrubenstein) Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Good try, good effort. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Beer pong trick shots. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Incorporating fireworks into your hazing routine. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Excessive celebration. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Having "the slug" in your dance move repertoire. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Being a bottle opener. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Photobombing. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Skillful beer opening techniques. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Roll Tide. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Same. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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  1. Fraddington_bear

    Hi intern Emily! A few questions,
    1. Who in the absolute fuck are you?
    2. The fuck is fail Friday?
    3. How many gummy bears can u fit in your ass hole?

    9 years ago at 3:50 pm
      1. Fraddington_bear

        You know how it is, had to spend a few weeks in hibernation, but it’s good to be back.

        9 years ago at 3:55 pm
  2. thevaginator

    Since you’re new here allow me to show you the ropes:
    1. Show us your tits.
    2. Show us your fucking tits now.
    3. Show us your anus
    Just follow these simple rules and you’ll do great here!

    9 years ago at 5:07 pm
    1. 21st Century Goose

      You fucking pig. Intern Emily, would you kindly present those milkers for us to see/fondle?

      9 years ago at 5:12 pm
    2. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

      Excuse me. Women are meant to be seen (tits out) not heard.

      9 years ago at 5:32 pm
    3. billybudd

      You’re talking to me about stuff
      Why? I’d rather see your titties
      Now you’re talking about other stuff
      Why? I’d much rather see your titties

      9 years ago at 5:43 pm
      1. RisingFratstarOfTX

        Funny, that’s what your mom told your dad after the ol’ “tennis racket to the uterus” abortion attempt.

        9 years ago at 10:23 am
  3. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

    Sup bitch? Want to see if me and my bros can thumb wrestle in your shit chute? I’ll bring an edible arrangement.

    9 years ago at 5:22 pm
    1. LazyRican

      Holy shit man!! Never change frabst but damn man, that’s a deeply disturbing imagination. Amusing, but deeply disturbing

      9 years ago at 7:03 pm
      1. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

        Pretty run of the mill activity. Now if we were talking about wrestling in a kiddie pool of campbells cream of mushroom soup while trying to play just the tip it’d be different.

        9 years ago at 9:16 am
      2. Mister Sinatra

        Still seemed kinda tame. At this point, if it’s not a grotesquely visual description of sodomy with a foreign object, I’m actually a little disappointed. No offense, Frabst.

        9 years ago at 10:08 am