TFM May Have Gotten This Spring Breaker Arrested

Did We Get This Dude Arrested?

Last Thursday, we posted the below video of a Gulf Shores spring breaker throwing a football from a crowd of people and nailing a police vehicle seemingly 100 yards away.

Since posting the video, it has been liked 22,000 times, shared like crazy, and has been viewed close to 400,000 times. It went mainstream, but unfortunately for Kameron, the guy with the howitzer for a right arm, the Gulf Shores PD got wind of it.

They identified Kameron from the video and issued a warrant for his arrest.

Well, shit. That’s our bad, Kameron. We sincerely apologize, and to show you how sorry we are, our own Ross Bolen has promised to cover your bail.

Seriously. Hit us up.

    1. Henry_Eighth

      The guy’s LinkedIn profile is a Total TFM: “With a record of success managing projects in deadline-driven environments, and always willing to accept a challenge, on numerous occasions have taken the initiative to communicate my observations of potential problems in a clear and concise manner, thus avoiding needless downtime and the associated cost.” Then you look at his jobs: parking attendant, welding assistant, ski lift operator, package handler, server. This dude is going places!

      8 years ago at 4:27 pm
  1. AnotherOne1

    If TFM wasn’t footing the bill I would be looking for a GoFundMe. Go find some real criminals instead of meeting your quota.

    8 years ago at 11:22 am
  2. sofratyolotfm

    But what about his white privilege? I thought white people never get arrested…

    8 years ago at 11:32 am
    1. BloodyBunghole

      My fraternity house’s rap sheet (and the sheer volume of work thrown at our President’s lawyer-Mom) is proof that “white privilege” is bullshit.

      Difference is… we get arrested because we self-incriminate on Facebook… not because neighbors reported “shots fired”.

      8 years ago at 12:02 pm
    1. BloodyBunghole

      About the same time your picture was removed from the State Capitol? (so… fairly recently)

      8 years ago at 12:03 pm
      1. BloodyBunghole

        His picture is the damned Rebel flag… There are states that still flew it until recently (looking at your South Carolina)…

        I’ll concede it wasn’t that funny… but hell, was it that far in left field?!? Am I the only one that sees other people’s profile pictures?

        I’m going home to smoke weed and forget this comment thread ever existed!

        (you bunch of humorless bastards)

        8 years ago at 5:16 pm
  3. HoptownIllini

    Lucky he got the throw off before the rhino coming in blindside put him in the sand

    8 years ago at 1:14 pm
  4. sdh266

    No shit TFM you are responsible for getting him arrested. Not to mention the countless reports of unverified hazing incidents that lead to chapters getting shutdown for bullshit reasons. Youre doing more harm than good

    8 years ago at 3:03 pm