TFM Trolls

It seems as though we have a bit of an issue with troll accounts, so I feel as though a guide to the best, worst, and inconsistently good users would be of use. Not all troll accounts are bad, and a little humor at the sake of some, like those too short in intelligence to catch the sarcastic pitches that would hit everyone else in the chest, is a good thing. After all, we all need a laugh on occassion. You think this site is supposed to be serious 100% of the time? Fuck you. You have never been at an event with your brothers where humor has not been had, because if you have, your “fraternity” is probably an Honors Club. That is why I say we embrace the good trolls, ignore the poor, and refuse to let a little sarcasm/blatant rudeness get in the way of our good times on here. This site is like a party for the whole village, but over the night, some of the fraternity men without a house on the row have started to arrive. There is no reason to make a scene and kick them to the curb (at least they are not GDIs), but you do not have to extend a hand to the near-geed and make conversation. So I call for us to appreciate the guys unfortunate enough to have joined a bottom tier during their first semester, and ignore those who are fit for their less-than-stellar brotherhood.


  1. carolinahaze- Funny, rude, and witty, carolinahaze is consistently able to post comments that are perfect for the nature of this site.
  2. Jim Bro laws- Not always on top of his game, but his recent surge in comments have been, for the most part, funny as hell. Also, he comprehends how the mind of a troll works, and sees through the attempts. Also, he is not defensive or argumentative when someone corrects him or calls him out.
  3. Oprah is a Dyke- His name sums up everything I could say about him. On a side note, his video links usually are good for a laugh.
  4. SleepandEat- Usually contributes solid material and decent sarcasm. Added bonus of stopping before he gets irritating.

While all of these may not be trolls, their attempts to stir things up and heavy use of sarcasm make them the best of the controversial contributors.


  1. The Piker- He is a dick, over the top, and rarely classy, but his crude statements and quick wit make him, at the very least, tolerable. He irritates almost every one of you, because most of the time, you just ignore the fact that his goal is to get you emotional over a fucking website filled with anonymous users. How you let him get to you so easily, I am not sure. What I am sure of though, is that he makes some excellent jokes and causes some of the most humorous replies by irrationally angered users. I say keep him, for his originality. To The Piker, just learn to post a little less, and maybe tone down the most offensive insults, and people will be happier to accommodate your presence.
  2. xXRushPike69Xx- Clearly a troll, but can be funny if you just take his posts for what they are: humorous cuts at Pike, or rather, an embodiment of the stereotypical Pike chapter you have all created in your imaginations.
  3. The_Chilis_Guy- Funny, but sometimes the long delays and over-posting upon his return can kill the humor. Also, gets old once in a while.


  1. The Red Lobster Guy- Just a stupid attention whore seeking fame from his Chili’s counterpart.
  2. Wine_and_Phine- Just shut up already, troll or not.
  3. The_Piker- Really? That desperate for attention?
  4. The_Pikers_Mom- Two troll accounts made for the sake of another troll account. How sad.
  5. monumentavenue- Fuck you.

There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. The instigators of most of the conflict on this site, categorized by their value. Learn to take a joke now, TFM users.

    1. Bro Pig Sooiee

      and galaxy or whatever its called at some christian school definitely does not count

      13 years ago at 6:07 pm
    2. tx_raised_tx_hazed

      He’s in a social club at a Christian school. That’s about as bottom tier as it get’s, Sterling.

      13 years ago at 10:15 pm
    3. Usafbrocademy

      I will assume that I need not give you gentlemen the definition of fraternity. But in case you are not as educated as you seem to think most of you are, it is,

      1. a body of people united in interests, aims, etc. the teaching fraternity
      2. brotherhood
      3. (Social Science / Education) US and Canadian a secret society joined by male students, usually functioning as a social club

      So by the definition, being in a male social club would seem to lead that yes mr. cooper is in a fraternity. Now greek; perhaps not. But then again I attending a service academy am not afforded the pleasure of being greek either. I however consider myself a part of a fraternity. I can rage with, pull women, and do/will have connections like the best of you. Will you degrade someone who is serving this nation for not being greek when the opportunity is not available at every university?

      13 years ago at 4:19 am
    4. ShooterMcGavin

      Thanks for serving our country, I appreciate it and respect it completely. However, you are a GDI, from sea to shining sea.

      13 years ago at 8:28 am
    5. Frat_Luis_Obispo

      I would say the general definition of a fraternity man by this site’s standards is a man initiated into a (top tier) Greek letter social fraternity. I know for a fact that GDIs have gotten TFMs submitted before – it’s not that hard to figure out what we want to hear – but for the admins of this site to give a column to a guy that we’d dismiss as a GDI at any of our respective schools, that’s fuckin pathetic. As for you Usafbrocademy, that’s fantastic that you feel you are part of a fraternity, but there are a lot of guys that pull women and have connections, and they’re still geeds to the rest of us.

      13 years ago at 2:22 pm
    6. Usafbrocademy

      Frat-well I hate to break it to you, but there happens to be social clubs with Greek letters at many universities. Guess they are fraternities by your definition.

      Shooter I might me a gdi to you. But come 2 months from now I’ll be the oic of many “fraternity” men. And you better bet they think I’m in a fraternity.

      13 years ago at 2:47 pm
    7. ShooterMcGavin

      Again, I respect what you’re doing for our country, in fact I thinks its wonderful. However, you are a GDI with liberty and justice for all.

      13 years ago at 4:13 pm
    8. Usafbrocademy

      Shooter, are you upset because military men steal women from you in bars? Or because they rage harder? Or perhaps and the most likely choice, because they serve this country when you are to much of a pansy to get up and do what every man able to should?

      13 years ago at 4:45 pm
    9. ShooterMcGavin

      Actually no, never had a military man steal a girl from me in a bar, but I’m sure its happened in a movie somewhere. I’m sure y’all rage pretty hard, not doubting you there. And as far as the pansy comment goes, no, I am not too pansy to serve my country. In fact I am doing Navy medicine where they will pay for my medical school in exchange for my service as a reserve doctor for a few years. So, I, just like you, will have served my country. However, I, unlike you, will not be a GDI.

      13 years ago at 5:58 pm
    10. Usafbrocademy

      Navy medicine. Reserve service. Sounds good except for the fact that you will never be put in harms way for your country. Grow a pair and be a corpsman. And you don’t know whether I am a gdi or not. Didn’t rush at usafa. But I wasn’t a cadet my freshman year.

      13 years ago at 7:00 pm
    11. James Parks Fratwell

      The armed services needs corpsman as well as doctors. To each their own. But, I have to agree with Shooter. Thank you for serving the United States, but just because you feel like you are in or should be in a fraternity doesn’t make you any less of an independent.

      13 years ago at 7:16 pm
    12. Upper Fratosphere

      “You have never been at an event with your brothers where humor has not been had, because if you have, your “fraternity” is probably an Honors Club.” I bet they frat really really hard in Galaxy.

      13 years ago at 10:37 pm
    13. tx_raised_tx_hazed

      ^ this. Cooper, say something for yourself before you get run off this website.

      13 years ago at 11:58 pm
    14. Old Row Old Money

      Real sick of you fuck sticks stealing everything from oldrow…looking at you Cooper. Bottom tier f@g

      13 years ago at 12:16 am
    15. PKPInfantry

      Are you fucking kidding me cadet. Before you start tossing that shit about service to country and harms way, you will NEVER be in combat. MAYBE mortared on a fob, but you’re still a fuckin fobbit.

      Yes we are both serving our countries and that is very admirable. But the one thing that really fucking upsets me is when fuckers (POGUES, fobbits, glorified boy scouts) pull that “oh, I’m going to be in harms way and get shot at and shit.” FUCK NO YOU AREN’T.

      “OIC”? You seriously have to pull rank out? NF

      You’re pogue and douchebag officer mentality is fucking NF, I honestly hope I run into you down range and take you to a real battlefield.. you’d shit your fucking pants.

      13 years ago at 4:59 am
    16. PKPInfantry

      Good for you, you know the name of units that actually earn their pay in the Air Force. Either way at the end of the day you aren’t para rescue or an FO; you’re support. You’re a geed and a fuckin pogue. Go Army Beat Air Force.

      13 years ago at 9:48 am
    17. Usafbrocademy

      Actually I was originally sent nav requested transfer to sto. Pararescue would be enlisted the term you are looking for is combat rescue officer. And no I’m not a cro I’m an sto. And let’s be honest infantry does it’s part but whe. U get in shit u call pilots. And point sucks they can’t even beat navy.

      13 years ago at 1:59 pm
    18. PKPInfantry

      well no shit we need pilots. We need every single occupation the military offers. Yet lets face it, all of those jobs exist for one sole reason, to SUPPORT the infantry.

      I don’t see how you’re a sto and a cadet. Make up your mind.

      13 years ago at 2:10 am
    19. Usafbrocademy

      where did i say i was still a cadet? and you’re right we do need every job. but as for being infantry support, that simply is not true in today’s modern wars. we are almost all special operations support.

      13 years ago at 7:12 pm
  1. fratberry bold

    monumentavenue is such a fuck, all he does is post one of
    Gay marriage. TFM. on the TFM wall or Cargo dress. TSM. on the TSM wall

    13 years ago at 4:21 pm
    1. ksig565

      That’s why he’s at the bottom of the “Awful” section. That guy is a curly headed fuck

      13 years ago at 5:12 pm
    1. Champ_Kind

      you’re a disgrace to the SEC and for that i award you know points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

      13 years ago at 8:26 pm