Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter. Below are the best comments from this week.
Intern downvoted and he edited the comment. Does the mean he downvoted his own comment? Does that mean he thinks lowly of himself? Is the intern suicidal? Will he injest 500 mg of Fluoroantimonic acid and jump in front of a train? We can only hope.
Bullshit. If adds were custom generated by my search history I would enjoy them a lot more
9 years ago at 8:14 amIf the ads were custom generated based on search history you’d be seeing a lot more of the “single guys near you” variety.
9 years ago at 9:04 amAnd boom goes the dynamite
9 years ago at 9:27 amOuch
9 years ago at 2:15 pmThese are Jim level accomplishments.I resorbed by twin while in my mother womb. I now have the strength of a grown man and a baby.
9 years ago at 8:18 amMichael! Jim replaced the m with a b and stole the s from my keyboard.
9 years ago at 8:25 amLove the Dwight impersonation but you just typed those letters out so it was a really bad quote to use.
9 years ago at 3:57 pmShush
9 years ago at 4:05 pmDown voting a comment despite its overwhelming popularity. TInternM.
9 years ago at 8:33 amIntern downvoted and he edited the comment. Does the mean he downvoted his own comment? Does that mean he thinks lowly of himself? Is the intern suicidal? Will he injest 500 mg of Fluoroantimonic acid and jump in front of a train? We can only hope.
9 years ago at 10:16 amYou’ve now had two comments featured as the best of the best twice in your life. You’re future grandchild are gonna be so proud
9 years ago at 10:19 am“Future grandchild ARE”? Man, good grammar really passed you by, didn’t it?
9 years ago at 9:22 amToday is the most important holiday of the year, Prohibition Repeal Day. Let’s have a drink for America.
9 years ago at 8:49 amProps to Waldorf and Statler. You making reading shitty articles better. Keep it rolling.
9 years ago at 9:43 amGuy in the thumbnail probably gets a lot of “single guys near you” adds
9 years ago at 10:03 amDid you just comment-jack me, you cretin?
9 years ago at 10:33 amKeg is the worst fucking person on this site. Ever. He’s worse than rad fem, polo mane, and that new black kid with the gun combined.
9 years ago at 12:03 pmHe IS Polo_Mane
9 years ago at 12:06 pmMy father is a cyber hero. Check your privilege.
9 years ago at 1:25 pmOh God…
9 years ago at 2:10 pmYou know it!
9 years ago at 2:56 pmNote to self: start novelty account; will get featured
9 years ago at 10:18 amNote to you: no
9 years ago at 10:57 amOnly if you’re any good at it
9 years ago at 1:20 pm1. Make novelty account
9 years ago at 2:30 pm2. Post funny comments
3. ????
4. Profit
TUnderpantsGnomeM
9 years ago at 4:27 pmFun fact: I delete my history every hour
9 years ago at 11:24 amWe didnt ask, nor do we care
9 years ago at 2:30 pmWatching porn every hour. TFM
9 years ago at 2:46 pmHow is that a TFM? That’s sad if you can’t get laid.
9 years ago at 9:39 amAlways wanted to be on here guess not the way I expected to
9 years ago at 1:13 pmWasn’t that great… I’m a little ashamed…
9 years ago at 2:51 pm