TFM’s Best Comments Of The Week

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Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter. Below are the best comments from this week.

HA. You like dicks in your butt.
HA. You like dicks in your butt.

Statler and Waldorf at it again.
Statler and Waldorf at it again.
Gentlemen, if you ever face charges of vehicular manslaughter, just get implants. They cost less than a top lawyer and they're guaranteed to get you off the hook.
Gentlemen, if you ever face charges of vehicular manslaughter, just get implants. They cost less than a top lawyer and they’re guaranteed to get you off the hook.
Even if you did knock up the sorority flag football star, with your genes, she'd squeeze out a high school back-up at best.
Even if you did knock up the sorority flag football star, with your genes in the mix, she’d squeeze out a high school back-up at best.

Got heeeeeem.
Got heeeeeem.

  1. HailSouthernKA

    Bullshit. If adds were custom generated by my search history I would enjoy them a lot more

    9 years ago at 8:14 am
    1. Esq.

      If the ads were custom generated based on search history you’d be seeing a lot more of the “single guys near you” variety.

      9 years ago at 9:04 am
  2. Dwight Kurt Schrute III

    These are Jim level accomplishments.I resorbed by twin while in my mother womb. I now have the strength of a grown man and a baby.

    9 years ago at 8:18 am
    1. Dwight Kurt Schrute III

      Michael! Jim replaced the m with a b and stole the s from my keyboard.

      9 years ago at 8:25 am
      1. Embodiment of the Bald Eagle

        Love the Dwight impersonation but you just typed those letters out so it was a really bad quote to use.

        9 years ago at 3:57 pm
    1. Fratasaurus

      Intern downvoted and he edited the comment. Does the mean he downvoted his own comment? Does that mean he thinks lowly of himself? Is the intern suicidal? Will he injest 500 mg of Fluoroantimonic acid and jump in front of a train? We can only hope.

      9 years ago at 10:16 am
    2. DossieD

      You’ve now had two comments featured as the best of the best twice in your life. You’re future grandchild are gonna be so proud

      9 years ago at 10:19 am
      1. RisingFratstarOfTX

        “Future grandchild ARE”? Man, good grammar really passed you by, didn’t it?

        9 years ago at 9:22 am
  3. The ATF Store

    Today is the most important holiday of the year, Prohibition Repeal Day. Let’s have a drink for America.

    9 years ago at 8:49 am
  4. thaisticktony

    Props to Waldorf and Statler. You making reading shitty articles better. Keep it rolling.

    9 years ago at 9:43 am
      1. FrayettevilleLegend

        Keg is the worst fucking person on this site. Ever. He’s worse than rad fem, polo mane, and that new black kid with the gun combined.

        9 years ago at 12:03 pm