Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter. Below are the best comments from this week.
HA. You like dicks in your butt.Statler and Waldorf at it again.Gentlemen, if you ever face charges of vehicular manslaughter, just get implants. They cost less than a top lawyer and they’re guaranteed to get you off the hook.Even if you did knock up the sorority flag football star, with your genes in the mix, she’d squeeze out a high school back-up at best.
Finally made it on, intern, you sloppy inbred mogoloid. My hell would be stuck in a room with you, with nothing to read but Steve Holt “articles” and nothing to eat but #cuntsourdough.
Things I would rather do than fuck the Intern:
1. Climb a tall tree and slide down naked.
2. Let Charlie Sheen fuck me in the ass and give me AIDS.
3. Masturbate with a pinecone.
4. Suck Bacon’s blarney stones.
5. Fuck your dad until he becomes a paraplegic, and you’re stuck wiping for your father’s pooper for the rest of his life. With your tongue.
6. Get eiffel-towered by the lead singers of Nickelback and Creed (Creed in the front, Nickelback in the back) while your mother cheers us on.
7. Let Dorn waterboard me with his piss.
8. Get fisted by Mike Tyson.
9. Marry a midget.
10. Get land-sharked.
I’d hate to be the guy in charge of these history based ads. Seeing all the sick shit you slapdicks look up!
9 years ago at 2:20 pmFinally made it on, intern, you sloppy inbred mogoloid. My hell would be stuck in a room with you, with nothing to read but Steve Holt “articles” and nothing to eat but #cuntsourdough.
9 years ago at 9:44 pmThings I would rather do than fuck the Intern:
9 years ago at 10:07 am1. Climb a tall tree and slide down naked.
2. Let Charlie Sheen fuck me in the ass and give me AIDS.
3. Masturbate with a pinecone.
4. Suck Bacon’s blarney stones.
5. Fuck your dad until he becomes a paraplegic, and you’re stuck wiping for your father’s pooper for the rest of his life. With your tongue.
6. Get eiffel-towered by the lead singers of Nickelback and Creed (Creed in the front, Nickelback in the back) while your mother cheers us on.
7. Let Dorn waterboard me with his piss.
8. Get fisted by Mike Tyson.
9. Marry a midget.
10. Get land-sharked.