TFM’s Best Comments Of The Week

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Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter. Below are the best comments from this week.

That's the kind of subservient obedience you get from years of living in a communist dictatorship.
That’s the kind of subservient obedience you get from years of living in a communist dictatorship.
Kennedy you sick bastard. I like your style.
Kennedy, you sick bastard. I like your style.
Jack didn't even need a comeback and he still knocked it out of the park.
Jack didn’t even need a comeback and he still knocked it out of the park.
It feels good to let it all out.
It feels good to let it all out.
It's hardest for little Bruce around Christmas and whenever he needs a permission slip signed for the class field trip.
It’s hardest for little Bruce around Christmas and whenever he needs a permission slip signed for the class field trip.
  1. IAcceptBribes

    kinda disappointed Statler and Waldorf didnt make it this week. those comments are gold.

    10 years ago at 8:30 am
  2. Texas Tux and Oil

    Make fun of my username all you want intern, I made this back when TFM was funny and everything was over embellished. I need a life.

    10 years ago at 8:38 am
  3. Cartier

    DeVry needs to start doing these again. Intern is a worse backup than Matt Cassel.

    10 years ago at 8:57 am
    1. Picard

      If you think Matt Cassel is a worse backup than Brandon Weeden, you’re horribly mistaken.

      10 years ago at 9:45 am
      1. SteveHoltOnDrugs

        Arguing about whether Cassel or Weeden is the worse backup is like arguing about whether it’s better to bang a fat 3 or a skinny 2.

        10 years ago at 11:16 am
      2. FrayettevilleLegend

        If she’s a 2 and isn’t fat, most likely scenario is a serious meth addiction or she’s dying of AIDS. Would definitely take my chances with tubby. Fat chicks give great head.

        10 years ago at 2:11 pm
      3. Fratty McFratFrat

        The fat chick may have large pendulous breasts. Plus, a 3 is always better than a 2. That’s just basic math.

        10 years ago at 7:00 am
  4. thatstruegenttoyou

    All these comments came from Instagram babes of the day… Let’s see some variety next time.

    10 years ago at 9:23 am
  5. Bear Jew

    why is the intern in charge of this? Start making this during the actual workweek when other people are in the office

    10 years ago at 10:14 am
  6. Keep It Buttery

    What’s a Best Comments of The Week column without Frabst vulgarly describing the things he’d do to the IGBOTDs’ genitals?

    10 years ago at 4:14 pm
  7. JackDanielsrunning

    Y’all need to hire new writing staff, you’ve been on the outside for too long. Some new blood might make this site great again.

    10 years ago at 4:42 pm
    1. JackDanielsrunning

      Send out a topic for an article, ask for submissions, post the best ones, and see how the community responds to them.

      10 years ago at 4:44 pm
      1. JackDanielsrunning

        Call them freelancers and pay them a small fee plus a small portion of the ad revenue they generate and boom you’ll be able to create content that is both relevant and profitable.

        10 years ago at 4:46 pm