TFM’s Best Comments Of The Week

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Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter. Below are the best comments from this week.

Or the ultimate "Stay out of our safe space," girl.
Or the ultimate “Stay out of our safe space,” girl.

It's actually a weird Nickelback-Creed mashup dubstep remix.
It’s actually a weird Nickelback-Creed mashup dubstep remix.
Truth.
Truth.
An Alabama couple gets married in a Sprint store. The cashier says, "Congrats! Want to make the switch to a family plan?" The couple responds, "Not necessary, we're already on one together."
An Alabama couple gets married in a Sprint store. The cashier says, “Congrats! Want to make the switch to a family plan?” The couple responds, “Not necessary, we’re already on one together.”
Don't talk that mess, Bill. Kanye's the only person in the world who thinks you didn't do it.
Don’t talk that mess, Bill. Kanye’s the only person in the world who thinks you didn’t do it.
Ah, "Pavlov's Pledges." A TFM classic.
Ah, “Pavlov’s Pledges.” A TFM classic.
Some would call the piles of beer cans and unknown liquids dripping from the walls  a "mess." I call it "character."
Some would call the piles of beer cans and unknown liquids dripping from the walls a “mess.” I call it “character.”
A couple regimens of antibiotics and you're good to go.
A couple regimens of antibiotics and you’re good to go.
Would distribute my semen evenly across each part of her body.
Would distribute my semen evenly across each part of her body.
Come on, Bern. This is some fundamental stuff.
Come on, Bern. This is some fundamental stuff.
  1. Ridawg77

    Pavlov’s Pledges was stolen from the wall and you make it a top comment? Fuck you intern.

    9 years ago at 8:54 am
  2. Deadlift27

    Why are the pictures blurry on your own app. I’m not going to bring my laptop with me on my morning poop.

    9 years ago at 9:25 am
    1. The ATF Store

      Recycling comments. NF.
      And it’s not the app, it’s the splooge in your eyes.

      9 years ago at 9:45 am
  3. Joff the L-E-G-A-C-Y

    Where are the comment fails? Fuck you and your whore mother intern.

    9 years ago at 9:25 am
    1. Bing Bong

      TFM is becoming a safe space where no one can be insulted and everyone is completed. God help us all.

      9 years ago at 9:42 am
  4. Gamefrock69

    Your motherfucking pop up add just ruined Friend of The Devil during the chorus and my phone was on speaker wtf

    9 years ago at 11:15 am