Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter. Below are the best comments from this week.
Or the ultimate “Stay out of our safe space,” girl.It’s actually a weird Nickelback-Creed mashup dubstep remix.Truth.An Alabama couple gets married in a Sprint store. The cashier says, “Congrats! Want to make the switch to a family plan?” The couple responds, “Not necessary, we’re already on one together.”Don’t talk that mess, Bill. Kanye’s the only person in the world who thinks you didn’t do it.Ah, “Pavlov’s Pledges.” A TFM classic.Some would call the piles of beer cans and unknown liquids dripping from the walls a “mess.” I call it “character.”A couple regimens of antibiotics and you’re good to go.Would distribute my semen evenly across each part of her body.Come on, Bern. This is some fundamental stuff.
Fuck you intern.
9 years ago at 8:20 amPavlov’s Pledges was stolen from the wall and you make it a top comment? Fuck you intern.
9 years ago at 8:54 amShowing up early with half the work done. TInternM.
9 years ago at 8:55 amWhy are the pictures blurry on your own app. I’m not going to bring my laptop with me on my morning poop.
9 years ago at 9:25 amRecycling comments. NF.
9 years ago at 9:45 amAnd it’s not the app, it’s the splooge in your eyes.
Where are the comment fails? Fuck you and your whore mother intern.
9 years ago at 9:25 amTFM is becoming a safe space where no one can be insulted and everyone is completed. God help us all.
9 years ago at 9:42 amTriumph should have a UNH style sit down with the TFM staff.
9 years ago at 9:46 amWtf does this mean
9 years ago at 8:44 amAnd why is it getting ups
9 years ago at 8:45 amWhat?
9 years ago at 9:54 pmWhatever happened to the TFM awards ?
9 years ago at 9:43 amBout time I fucking made it. Well done intern.
9 years ago at 10:27 amYour motherfucking pop up add just ruined Friend of The Devil during the chorus and my phone was on speaker wtf
9 years ago at 11:15 amDo you guys just like fucking your fans or what???
9 years ago at 11:15 amTrick question?
9 years ago at 8:45 pmNo they just love fucking their fans. Still bitter.
9 years ago at 9:55 pmSteve Holt wears Jean shorts
9 years ago at 12:09 pmI had some pretty good ones this week too
9 years ago at 12:30 pmCongrats man!
9 years ago at 12:57 pm