Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter. Below are the best comments from this week.
I just imagine a fat Manziel crumpling up a McDonald’s bag and chucking it in the trash can before busting out the money signs and saying, “See that? Still got it.”Best response to an accidental “ducking” I’ve ever seen.Vandy has his priorities straight.All of the “Vote Trump” chalks signs, Broman. All of them.You can probably kiss St. Patrick’s Day goodbye, too. “Cultural appropriation.”Welcome to Weinerville, Keg_atron69 you fucking child.We’re going to need detailed, specific evidence confirming your study, Carlos.Fact: No TFM Babe has ever pinched a loaf.There sure are a lot of The Office parody accounts around here. Not complaining, either.
Yeah, I’m not sure what the deal is. You scoundrels absolutely torched me this week for being a frequent commenter. That likely has something to do with it.
There isn’t anything better than undeserved gratifcational approval and stroke of ego from a crowd of hooliganous degenerates through an anonymous portal.
Fucking finally, still fuck you
9 years ago at 7:07 pmCOTW is surprisingly less buttery than usual. Did he finally graduate or something?
9 years ago at 7:13 pmNah the intern just switched to margarine.
9 years ago at 7:33 pmYeah, I’m not sure what the deal is. You scoundrels absolutely torched me this week for being a frequent commenter. That likely has something to do with it.
9 years ago at 8:26 pmSo double down and comment more. Thats what strong would have wanted
9 years ago at 10:21 pmIntern should change his name to bugs.
9 years ago at 7:21 pmBecause I garentee he takes carrot(s) up the ass crack.
9 years ago at 7:22 pmDownvote me again, and I’ll pee on your sister.
9 years ago at 7:44 pmAll you need to know is that while you were still an itch in your daddy’s yogurt pouch I had enough popsicle sticks to build a bridge to poon town.
9 years ago at 7:34 pmthis is great
9 years ago at 2:54 amI’m glad these aren’t blurry anymore on the app.
9 years ago at 7:42 pmFuck you. We want Strong back.
9 years ago at 7:51 pm#FreeStrong
9 years ago at 8:05 pmWhere the fuck has waldorf and statler gone, those two muppets were the reason I read this column.
9 years ago at 9:07 pmI down vote every single comment Story Teller posts, even if I think it’s funny
9 years ago at 10:58 pmI never think it’s funny
9 years ago at 10:59 pmThere isn’t anything better than undeserved gratifcational approval and stroke of ego from a crowd of hooliganous degenerates through an anonymous portal.
9 years ago at 7:56 amCorrection, blow jobs with a side of sandwich. Those are better.
9 years ago at 7:57 amits not really comments of the week without an agressive Frabst post.
9 years ago at 8:38 am