TFM’s Best Comments Of The Week

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Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter. Below are the best comments from this week.

I just imagine a fat Manziel crumpling up a McDonald's bag and chucking it in the trash can before busting out the money signs and saying, "See that? Still got it."
I just imagine a fat Manziel crumpling up a McDonald’s bag and chucking it in the trash can before busting out the money signs and saying, “See that? Still got it.”
Best response to an accidental "ducking" I've ever seen.
Best response to an accidental “ducking” I’ve ever seen.
Vandy has his priorities straight.
Vandy has his priorities straight.
All of the "Vote Trump" chalks signs, Broman. All of them.
All of the “Vote Trump” chalks signs, Broman. All of them.
You can probably kiss St. Patrick's Day goodbye, too. "Cultural appropriation."
You can probably kiss St. Patrick’s Day goodbye, too. “Cultural appropriation.”
Welcome to Weinerville, Keg_atron69 you fucking child.
Welcome to Weinerville, Keg_atron69 you fucking child.
We're going to need detailed, specific evidence confirming your study, Carlos.
We’re going to need detailed, specific evidence confirming your study, Carlos.
Fact: No TFM Babe has ever pinched a loaf.
Fact: No TFM Babe has ever pinched a loaf.
There sure are a lot of The Office parody accounts around here. Not complaining, either.
There sure are a lot of The Office parody accounts around here. Not complaining, either.
  1. 144agemo

    COTW is surprisingly less buttery than usual. Did he finally graduate or something?

    9 years ago at 7:13 pm
    1. Keep It Buttery

      Yeah, I’m not sure what the deal is. You scoundrels absolutely torched me this week for being a frequent commenter. That likely has something to do with it.

      9 years ago at 8:26 pm
  2. Back In My Days

    All you need to know is that while you were still an itch in your daddy’s yogurt pouch I had enough popsicle sticks to build a bridge to poon town.

    9 years ago at 7:34 pm
  3. BufordBrew

    Where the fuck has waldorf and statler gone, those two muppets were the reason I read this column.

    9 years ago at 9:07 pm
  4. Jameson Von Budweiser

    I down vote every single comment Story Teller posts, even if I think it’s funny

    9 years ago at 10:58 pm
  5. The ATF Store

    There isn’t anything better than undeserved gratifcational approval and stroke of ego from a crowd of hooliganous degenerates through an anonymous portal.

    9 years ago at 7:56 am