TFM’s Best Comments Of The Week
9 years ago

*deep inhale* "Aah the number 7. Excellent choice."
*deep inhale* “Aah the number 7. Excellent choice.”
Don't make promises to yourself that you can't keep.
Don’t make promises to yourself that you can’t keep.
FreedomChomp will steal yo bitch.
FreedomChomp will steal yo bitch.
Theta either thinks she's so hot that a crippling divorce would be worth it, or he's just really into masochism.
Theta either thinks she’s so hot that a crippling divorce would be worth it, or he’s just really into masochism.
External prostate stimulation is for pussies. Tell her to quit beating around the bush and stuff that horn six inches deep.
External prostate stimulation is for pussies. Tell her to quit beating around the bush and stuff that horn six inches deep.
It's official. Masochism is a TFM.
It’s official. Masochism is a TFM.
Yeah, until it tears something too.
Yeah, until it tears something too.

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I like to imagine these accounts are two different people and this interaction is the greatest coincidence in TFM history.
I like to imagine these accounts are two different people and this interaction is the greatest coincidence in TFM history.

You don't say that. Kaitlyn Jenner is a vibrant, beautiful woman.
You don’t say that. Kaitlyn Jenner is a vibrant, beautiful woman.

10/10
10/10
Be careful I'm 75 percent sure you can get a girl pregnant doing that.
Be careful I’m 75 percent sure you can get a girl pregnant doing that.
I guess that's one thing you can fill a butt dimple with.
I guess that’s one thing you can fill a butt dimple with.
When the HELL did you grow up and where?
When the HELL did you grow up and where?
I know what you were going for with this, but technically, wouldn't a lack of father figures mean the population of Florida State remains the same on Dad's Weekend?
I know what you were going for with this, but technically, wouldn’t a lack of father figures mean the population of Florida State remains the same on Dad’s Weekend?
Dwight pulls.
Dwight pulls.
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  3. 144agemo

    COTW is surprisingly less buttery than usual. Did he finally graduate or something?

    9 years ago at 7:13 pm
    2. Keep It Buttery

      Yeah, I’m not sure what the deal is. You scoundrels absolutely torched me this week for being a frequent commenter. That likely has something to do with it.

      9 years ago at 8:26 pm
  5. Back In My Days

    All you need to know is that while you were still an itch in your daddy’s yogurt pouch I had enough popsicle sticks to build a bridge to poon town.

    9 years ago at 7:34 pm
  8. BufordBrew

    Where the fuck has waldorf and statler gone, those two muppets were the reason I read this column.

    9 years ago at 9:07 pm
  9. Jameson Von Budweiser

    I down vote every single comment Story Teller posts, even if I think it’s funny

    9 years ago at 10:58 pm
  10. The ATF Store

    There isn’t anything better than undeserved gratifcational approval and stroke of ego from a crowd of hooliganous degenerates through an anonymous portal.

    9 years ago at 7:56 am