TFM’s Best Comments Of The Week

Biggest Comment Fails:

Last weekend this guy showed up to a fraternity party with three girls, was stopped by the doorman, then watched the girls walk in without him.
Last weekend this guy showed up to a fraternity party with three girls, was stopped by the doorman, then watched the girls walk in without him.

Not sure what that means but don't do it.
Not sure what that means but don’t do it.
Not too soon. Just not funny.
Not too soon. Just not funny.
The last thing you think before posting on TFM is "what comments have gotten a lot of upvotes in the past?"
The last thing you think before posting on TFM is “what comments have gotten a lot of upvotes in the past?”
Same.
Same.
Now what would make you think that, Kimball?
Now what would make you think that, Kimball?
I was looking forward to a long, happy life until this comment gave me cancer.
I was looking forward to a long, happy life until this comment gave me cancer.
  1. 144agemo

    COTW is surprisingly less buttery than usual. Did he finally graduate or something?

    9 years ago at 7:13 pm
    1. Keep It Buttery

      Yeah, I’m not sure what the deal is. You scoundrels absolutely torched me this week for being a frequent commenter. That likely has something to do with it.

      9 years ago at 8:26 pm
  2. Back In My Days

    All you need to know is that while you were still an itch in your daddy’s yogurt pouch I had enough popsicle sticks to build a bridge to poon town.

    9 years ago at 7:34 pm
  3. BufordBrew

    Where the fuck has waldorf and statler gone, those two muppets were the reason I read this column.

    9 years ago at 9:07 pm
  4. Jameson Von Budweiser

    I down vote every single comment Story Teller posts, even if I think it’s funny

    9 years ago at 10:58 pm
  5. The ATF Store

    There isn’t anything better than undeserved gratifcational approval and stroke of ego from a crowd of hooliganous degenerates through an anonymous portal.

    9 years ago at 7:56 am