TFM’s Best Comments Of The Week
9 years ago

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Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter. Below are the best comments from this week.

The only way to keep penis away from your daughter is to start giving her Tonka trucks and bowl cuts as soon as possible.
The only way to keep penis away from your daughter is to start giving her Tonka trucks and bowl cuts as soon as possible.
We'd be willing to pay him twice as much as our typical freelancers. How's a crisp Tubman sound, Johnny?
We’d be willing to pay him twice as much as our typical freelancers. How’s a crisp Tubman sound, Johnny?
Our readers had some hot takes about the SAE President's bitch fit/resignation. Mainly, "Give us back our pledges you jackwagon."
Our readers had some hot takes about the SAE President’s bitch fit/resignation. Mainly, “Give us back our pledges you jackwagon.”
Becoming the ringleader of a group far more talented by talking the loudest. TFM.
Becoming the ringleader of a group far more talented by talking the loudest. TFM.
If you groom yourself the way you groom your top client, the chances of her seeing your thumb-dick are far less than a "maybe."
If you groom yourself the way you groom your top client, the chances of her seeing your thumb-dick are far less than a “maybe.”
A welcome twist on a known classic.
A welcome twist on a known classic.
THannibalLecterM
THannibalLecterM
At the end of the day, isn't that all a woman ever really wants?
At the end of the day, isn’t that all a woman ever really wants?
She would've sat on it if she wasn't all bloated from those cheap and delicious happy hour menu options.
She would’ve sat on it if she wasn’t all bloated from those cheap and delicious happy hour menu options.
This is one of those recurring comments that either gets upvoted to the top or downvoted into oblivion every time.
This is one of those recurring comments that either gets upvoted to the top or downvoted into oblivion every time.
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      1. The ATF Store

        The intern is like a meterologist in New England. Unreliable and constantly fucking up, yet he still has job.

        9 years ago at 4:24 pm
  6. MrStealDornsMom

    Hey Intern (if you’re the girl one), wanna grab a drink? You know I’d treat you nice. I could be like the Tom to your Myrtle in the Great Gatsby

    9 years ago at 3:56 pm
    1. Trail of beer5

      So you’d plow her then forget about her once your emotionally damaged wife commits vehicular homicide? Is that what “nice” is today?

      9 years ago at 9:06 pm
  7. The ATF Store

    The intern had my dick in his mouth for so long I was starting to get scared that it’s going to dissolve faster than roofie at a Pike party.

    9 years ago at 4:44 pm