Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter. Below are the best comments from this week.
Grant flexin’.She’s more pink than white, tbh.Cosmo Sex Tip #477: Eat the pussy like a starving Ethiopian.Girl was so hot her picture made him a better man.Perfectly normal desire.Mother of God.Jee-sus.The sex will be like she’s back on Space Mountain: dark, jerky, confusing, and over in 30 seconds.Just a concise, well-thought out takedown by Von Budweiser.“Hey can I borrow a pen?” “Dude she wants to fuck me.”
While the intern does suck, stop bullshitting us, Harbaugh, everyone knows you don’t spend time shitting, otherwise, you’d be wearing much darker brown pants. You can’t waste time going to the library.
You used an ask intern sydney without putting the top comment on, fuck you (I won’t capitalize her name because she is such a grandex whore her name shouldn’t get the title of “proper” noun)
I’ve pooped 3 times today. This is useless now.
9 years ago at 7:55 pmYou are on very thin ice, intern. One more late post and I will Fedex you my morning shit that I took while not reading your post.
9 years ago at 7:57 pmWhile the intern does suck, stop bullshitting us, Harbaugh, everyone knows you don’t spend time shitting, otherwise, you’d be wearing much darker brown pants. You can’t waste time going to the library.
9 years ago at 1:56 amTell us your address.
9 years ago at 8:01 pmAfter waiting so long for this to be posted, it’s actually kind of anticlimactic.
9 years ago at 8:06 pmStill got it.
9 years ago at 8:06 pmCome on Karl, you’re better than that.
9 years ago at 9:22 pmYou used an ask intern sydney without putting the top comment on, fuck you (I won’t capitalize her name because she is such a grandex whore her name shouldn’t get the title of “proper” noun)
9 years ago at 8:08 pmWaiting for Fatass Dan’s blackball hammer
9 years ago at 8:12 pmOr the Pedophile, either will do
9 years ago at 8:12 pmSlow your roll, chief.
9 years ago at 8:29 pmThis comment chain is enough of a flaming bag of dogshit that I could light a cigar to it.
9 years ago at 9:06 pmMmm nothin like that first taste of poop on a kind cigar draw…
9 years ago at 8:06 am*long*. Fucking whatever.
9 years ago at 8:08 amI apologize for my suck ass innuendos
9 years ago at 8:09 pmBut I won’t apologize for sucking ass #buttstuff2016
9 years ago at 8:10 pmTry a little harder from now on
9 years ago at 8:18 pmYou’d be surprised how little I’m trying. The last one I did sitting down.
9 years ago at 9:24 pmYour trophy’s in the mail
9 years ago at 5:55 amDownvotes coming in hot
9 years ago at 8:39 pmManaged to get a pair of Sydney’s underwear. Looked like a Twix had been melted in there.
9 years ago at 8:54 pmI’ve been on the toilet for 11 hours waiting for this to be posted
9 years ago at 10:33 pm