Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter. Below are the best comments from this week.
Grant flexin’.She’s more pink than white, tbh.Cosmo Sex Tip #477: Eat the pussy like a starving Ethiopian.Girl was so hot her picture made him a better man.Perfectly normal desire.Mother of God.Jee-sus.The sex will be like she’s back on Space Mountain: dark, jerky, confusing, and over in 30 seconds.Just a concise, well-thought out takedown by Von Budweiser.“Hey can I borrow a pen?” “Dude she wants to fuck me.”
Finally getting this after all of the waiting was like the regret you feel right after you jack off
9 years ago at 11:21 pmWhen you just can’t decide which grass/itchy feet joke to use
9 years ago at 9:13 am