TFM’s Best Comments Of The Week

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Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter. Below are the best comments from this week.

Brutal.
Brutal.
It's true. The pollution levels in Austin have skyrocketed since Dan moved here.
It’s true. The pollution levels in Austin have skyrocketed since Dan moved here.
Google "microaggression" you callous brutes.
Google “microaggression” you callous brutes.
A cum shot shaped like Hawaii is art in itself.
A cum shot shaped like Hawaii is art in itself.
You're a real Anthony Bourdain, Frabst.
You’re a real Anthony Bourdain, Frabst.
  1. InternationalFratStudent

    Why didn’t you show any comments from the “ask intern Sean” article? Oh wait

    8 years ago at 4:49 pm
  2. ThePatternIsFull

    Obviously some bias here, due to the fact that all the best comments were related to intern smutbag

    8 years ago at 4:51 pm
    1. FrocketPowerr

      Very sad to see because some absolute gems are on the topic of intern slopjaw’s very poor features.

      8 years ago at 5:46 pm
  3. Thenameisplank

    How about you re open the comment section on intern scrotum’s article for some new material

    8 years ago at 4:53 pm
  4. 144agemo

    Shout out to baybro: leaving the scout team behind with a breakthrough top comment

    8 years ago at 4:57 pm
  5. Banning Accounts. NF.

    The most sought after column has been reduced to the level of a Rolling Stone article.

    8 years ago at 5:02 pm
    1. The ATF Store

      I can recount countless hilarious comments that were left out because the Interns father was to shitty to pull out in time.

      8 years ago at 5:21 pm
      1. Sultan Of Swat

        Sure I’m drunk, and sure “the rolling stone” sucks ass. But the Rolling Stones are some HAMF and I’m upset some pussy fuck magazine has defamed their good name.

        8 years ago at 5:41 pm
      2. maroonandgold

        If one is dumb enough to confuse the two, they don’t deserve the Stones’ music.

        8 years ago at 5:49 pm
  6. Keep It Buttery

    Intern, what do you say we soak ourselves in apple cider vinegar and have a kickboxing match? I’d like to hit you as hard as I can in the ear with a clenched fist.

    8 years ago at 5:36 pm
    1. Dwight Kurt Schrute III

      TFM, this is a great opportunity for a PPV event. Fact, I’m willing to pay 7.29 US dollars.

      8 years ago at 6:27 pm
      1. Dwight Kurt Schrute III

        Fact. I’m an American citizen but saying US dollars makes coal miner chicks think I could be a Nigerian prince worth a sandy kingdom.

        8 years ago at 6:32 pm
      1. StockWithFrock

        This is my second favorite column, so I usually do like it. This shit is weak though.

        8 years ago at 10:19 pm
  7. LickMyDiscoStick

    Very disappointed with articles overall lately, didn’t enjoy this one as much as usual.

    8 years ago at 6:06 pm
  8. ThatBrit

    Maybe the reason this is so shitty is cause Kim Jung Dorn deleted half the funny comments

    8 years ago at 7:23 pm
      1. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

        Not just declining, almost disappeared. It’s incredibly rare now for him to post an article. And it’s always a response to an email or an article no one cares about from another corner of the internet, nothing original.
        The sad part, he thinks he’s on an upswing after the mental boost of constantly working out to maintain that body of an anime high school boy.

        8 years ago at 8:20 am