Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter. Below are the best comments from this week.
It’s fucking horseshit that you people can edit comments. Not only does that allow your writers to fabricate the reception their writing receives (I still haven’t forgotten, Steve), but the commenters themselves can’t even edit their own comments to correct a typo.
Look Mom, I made it.
9 years ago at 11:06 amAmanda could give a great blowjob.
9 years ago at 11:07 amTiger agrees with you
9 years ago at 11:09 amDamn that bastard.
9 years ago at 11:25 amThis was fantastic
9 years ago at 11:07 amThere is a lot of pressure to perform well in this articles comments
9 years ago at 11:08 amd
9 years ago at 2:55 pmBut now all the high schoolers are going to try their hardest to get on here
9 years ago at 11:14 amBut thankfully we’ll be here to tear any sense of pride they had away from them
9 years ago at 1:27 pmI’m right here
9 years ago at 2:35 pmI bet your dad wished he pulled out.
9 years ago at 3:11 pmsit on my face Steve holt
9 years ago at 11:17 amShit*
9 years ago at 1:06 pmThere’s no recovering from that one.
9 years ago at 2:52 pmI laughed at the edit
9 years ago at 3:09 pmHas your content has gotten so bad that you need to steal from your users?
9 years ago at 11:19 amBetter than stealing it from Chive
9 years ago at 11:29 amThey need to do a collection of chive comments
9 years ago at 3:26 pmAtleast there’s good commentary along with it
9 years ago at 1:08 pm“Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing”- should be an introduction to a collection of Steve Holt posts.
9 years ago at 11:23 am*all
9 years ago at 1:20 pmThought the comment about Iraq being on the Syrian-Turkey border should’ve been on this.
9 years ago at 11:24 amIt’s fucking horseshit that you people can edit comments. Not only does that allow your writers to fabricate the reception their writing receives (I still haven’t forgotten, Steve), but the commenters themselves can’t even edit their own comments to correct a typo.
9 years ago at 11:51 amWhat do you mean “you people?”
9 years ago at 6:02 pm