TFM’s Best Of The Week

Bringing you the best content of the week.

1. Former UNC Player Says Team Had Girls Take Their Tests Before Running Train On Them

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A former defensive lineman, Tydreke Powell, took the time to call into a local radio station to discuss his time at UNC, which included promiscuous studies and how Butch Davis told the team that if any of them were here for an education, they should have gone to Harvard.

2. Best Man Catches Friend’s Wife Cheating, Says “Fuck You” By Filming It And Giving It To The Internet

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To set the scene, a man is in a bar and comes to find his best friend’s wife hooking up with a guy that is certainly not his best friend. And by best friend, I mean he was the Best Man in his recent wedding.

3. Keira Knightley Wants You To See Her Small, Bare Tits Without Photoshop, So Here They Are

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She goes topless.

4.I Can’t Stop Watching This Video Of A Gay Man Turning Straight In Front Of His Church Congregation

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“I ain’t gay no more! I am DELIVERT! I DON’T LIKE MENS NO MORE. I said I like WOMEN! Women women women women wome…[indiscernible – speaking in tongues].”

5. 18-Year-Old Kate Upton’s First Sports Illustrated Shoot Was So Hot It Will Melt Your Eyes

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2011 Kate is hard to beat.

6. Daniel Tosh Annihilates ESPN With Sports Science Parody

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Tosh at his absolute best. Drop the mic, call the fight–this one is over.

7. All WVU Fraternities And Sororities Suspended Following Tragic Pledge Incident

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Tragedy in Morgantown.

8. Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 20

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Crazy things happen when you swipe right.

9. FAIL FRIDAY: Rock Bottom

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.