TFM’s Best Of The Week

Bringing you the best content of the week.

1. Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 21

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

2. Rolling Stone Admits To Misplacing Trust In Alleged UVA Rape Victim, Issues Apology

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What a mess.

3. Are Women Actually Crazy?

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“Boys only want love if it’s torture. Don’t say I didn’t, say I didn’t warn you.”

4.I Stuffed Our Chapter’s Formal Deposit Into A Stripper’s Thong And Wasn’t Blackballed

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I wasn’t a terrible pledge. I was (am) a degenerate gambler with a stripper problem. Two totally different things.

5. Why You Should Never Shave Your Chest Hair, From A Girl’s Perspective

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Shaving your chest is the male equivalent to getting a boob reduction.

6. White Girls Just Twerking Their Asses Off

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This was probably in Russia. Skinny, white Russian girls love to twerk.

7. J. J. Watt Was Mic’d Up On Sunday, Is An Absolutely Terrifying Individual

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If J.J. Watt told me to get some Sno-Caps, I’d get some fucking Sno-Caps.

8. The Frat Romance Novel, Part XII: A Stormy Love

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And they did, and it was the last time Darren ever saw Ashley–and far from the last time Darren’s roommate, who walked in on them once again to remind Darren about dollar bottles, saw Darren’s ass and balls.

9. How To Actually Get Butt Stuff, From A Girl’s Perspective

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Lube it, but not too much.

10. Mailbag: My Sister Is Sleeping With My Friends, And I Think She’s Hot

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Tim, I’m just going to say what we’re all thinking. You want to fuck your sister.

    1. I don’t think people understand your comment RSJ. But I’m in agreement. Frat Dad III was way better than a video about JJ Watt

      10 years ago at 10:01 am
  1. bitchpledge16

    Why do you do this? Honestly asking a question. This is just a waste of time.

    10 years ago at 5:41 pm
  2. Oral Hershiser

    I’m actually glad you did this. I don’t have time to check the site ever day, and this is a convenient way to a avoid having to sift through a bunch of garbage I don’t care about.

    10 years ago at 7:27 pm
  3. AnythingButPike

    AND you were late on fail friday??!! Intern, it goes without saying you’ve done quite a slapdick job this week.

    10 years ago at 8:34 pm
  4. morebeerplease

    Intern, along with this late and shitty excuse for a Fail Friday, just fucked TFM’s power week. Quality content all week was just negated because intern fucked up the most important article. FUCK YOU INTERN

    10 years ago at 9:32 pm
  5. Fratcat56

    This is the sorriest excuse for an article on this site and yet you still can’t get it right intern! How the fuck did Frat Dad III not get put on this list?

    10 years ago at 1:24 am