That Fraternity Composite Burner At Ohio University Has Been Arrested
We’re now able to put a name to that squirrely-looking GDI who was videoed setting fire to composites outside of the OU Theta Chi house last December. His name is Michael Carson, and he’s a prick-and-a-half.
On December 29, 2015, security cameras at the Ohio University Theta Chi house picked up the following images.
Sorry about that, guys. I realize that is one ugly bastard.
The pictures were blasted all over social media, and because everyone hates a pussy GDI who burns chapter history while the residents are away for Christmas break, they busted his ass very quickly.
From Dispatch:
Michael A. Carson, 22, of Athens, who was arrested as he exited his plane at Port Columbus International Airport on Friday, is being held at the Franklin County jail pending extradition to Athens County, said Athens County Prosecutor Keller Blackburn.
They didn’t even allow him to exit the plane a free man. As he awaits extradition, he has extra time to ponder the myriad of charges they’re tagging on him thanks to his ridiculous act of criminality.
Carson was charged with the second-degree felonies in Athens County Municipal Court on Friday, and an arrest warrant was issued, records show.
The charges of burglary and arson against him could net him eight years of slammer time per charge..
[via Dispatch]
Image via Athens News



Hopefully they’ll give him a haircut in jail.
10 years ago at 9:27 amI’m sure his cellmate bubba will get him all nice and cleaned up.
10 years ago at 9:48 amHe’d probably still get a bid from theta chi
10 years ago at 9:33 amGood
10 years ago at 9:37 amSo what will the reproductions be for the various campus organizations that he’s apart of? Oh they’re aren’t any reproductions? Got it.
10 years ago at 9:56 amRepercussions* I should learn how to spell
10 years ago at 9:57 amFuck this goober
10 years ago at 10:42 amBoy, Bob Ross really doesn’t care anymore these days…
10 years ago at 12:43 pm