One-upping every one of your friends' stories when you get back home for summer break. TFM.

  1. RAW DOG ASSASSIN

    Youre the type of person whose stories always start with “Me and my pledge brothers” or “I was SOO blacked out” and i just want to slap you in the face bc I dont give a fuck about your fraternity and I really dont give a fuck about you blacking out.

    12 years ago at 7:17 pm
  2. Basil Haydens

    I bet you count off how many beers you’ve drank to every person you see as well.

    12 years ago at 10:14 pm