The 10 Best TFM Columns Of 2015
10. What It’s Like To Be A 21-Year-Old Male Porn Star
Logan Pierce is a 21-year-old male porn star. While the female actresses get all the fame, the life of a porn star can be completely different for the males. Logan takes us inside his life and what it’s like to be a male porn star in a world we know all too well.
9. 45 Signs You’re A Douchebag – A Refresher
We’ve made some progress with fedoras, sunglasses at night, popped collars, and energy drink tattoos, but truth be told, we’re all guilty of the occasional slip-up. So, it’s time for a quick refresher on what it means to be a douche.
8. How To Actually Get A Girl To Show You Her Tits (Written By A Girl)
A girl wants us to know what it takes to actually get a female to show you her tits. With these tried and true techniques, you’ll be getting so many tit pics that your phone may overheat. You’ll want to know these methods.
7. I’m A Guy And I Was Raped By A Girl
We talk a lot about double standards, but this is a big one.
6. A Message To The World From An Anonymous Fraternity Member At The University Of Oklahoma
The media did an incredible job reporting on the events at OU over the SAE chant scandal, but, unfortunately, there is one important aspect of the story that did not receive coverage: the effects of that week on the Greek community. This first-hand account shows how bad the rest of Greek life had it following the incident.
5. Top 9 Universities For Greek Life In The United States Of America
This topic has sparked heated discussions amongst the masses. Which school has the best Greek life and which schools are the most likely to don cargo shorts and Crocs? It’s a fight that has left families divided, and friendships ruined.
4. Unquestionable Ranking Of The 10 Best Party Schools In The Nation
Without partying in college, there is no fun — just a bunch of learning. Sure, you could stick to the books for four to seven years, never develop any social skills and become an extremely lonely and awkward doctor, or you could be a real human being and party your dick off for five or six years. So what school rages harder than the rest? We settled the score.
3. Power Ranking The Hottest Sororities In America
Which sororities are the hottest when you combine all of their talents from every chapter? Which ones become more watered down as you throw in more and more chapters? This list of the 10 hottest sororities in the nation will let you in on that secret.
2. Indisputable Ranking Of The Easiest Colleges At Which To Get Laid
Debated by many, and settled by none is the argument over which schools are the easiest at which to get laid. With a tough problem to solve, we broke down the Xs and Os, assessed the strengths and weaknesses of each school, and covered everything in between. The results were a list of the 10 schools that you want to go to if you’re promiscuous.
1. TFM’s Top 10 Universities With The Hottest Girls
Which schools are loaded with top notch talent? We came up with an indisputable ranking of which colleges have the hottest girls. The results may surprise you..
“A message to the world from an anonymous fraternity member…” Should’ve been 1
9 years ago at 7:53 pmYeah but Pamela Anderson’s tits could suffocate me even in an oxygen rich pre-Jurassic earth.
9 years ago at 10:05 pmThis isn’t implying that the turtle didn’t like its head out the shell. I’m sure if the zebra decided it was self conscience about all its black stripes it would just gallop to the nearest klan convention. But that’s all history, now I just gotta figure out where the rest of my acid went.
9 years ago at 10:07 pmPretty sure “best” really just means most visited or shared considering the top four are all rankings which people share for bragging rights
9 years ago at 10:24 pmWhere is the Top Ten articles Steve Holt stole from Reddit list?
9 years ago at 7:58 pmWhy would you want to go through that again?
9 years ago at 9:02 pmNo Jtrain articles? I thought Grandex was in Austin, not Planet bullshit.
9 years ago at 8:03 pmTechnically Austin could be on a Planet Bullshit, especially because Austin is a city and Planet Bullshit is, you know, a fucking Planet
9 years ago at 8:49 pmI agree, his columns are my fav (even more than my own)
9 years ago at 3:57 pmHow much will you guys pay me if i tanscribe every Jtrain podcast
9 years ago at 8:42 pmNothing, if you can’t spell correctly.
9 years ago at 9:03 pmFuck this list. And all the columns in spots 1-5 are the same fucking schools. Couldve been one column called “cool colleges.”
9 years ago at 8:52 pmSo the top five articles over the past year are all rankings huh? See we pulled out all the stops this year.
9 years ago at 9:07 pmI’m surprised this didn’t make the list.
9 years ago at 10:25 pmTried looking at this on the app and all your fucking ads made it unbearable to read. Really disappointing where TFM is headed
9 years ago at 9:09 pmCompare these to the top columns of 2014 and before and you can see how TFM’s original content has gone downhill. No offense to your Pulitzer worthy listicles.
9 years ago at 9:47 pmAll fucking lists
9 years ago at 11:15 pmTop ten party schools article is trash. Michigan State deserves a spot in the top ten, or honorable mention at the very least. Cedar village is ridiculous. They start sending out riot police and horse cops before the games even start in preparation for the celebrations. Typical MSU getting slept on smh
9 years ago at 12:55 amDamn straight! Michigan State has the best parties, the best girls, the best football, and the best academics. It’s a top research school, and sends more players to the NFL than any other program. And yet we get shit on every time in favor of the SEC. Fuck Bama.
9 years ago at 1:26 amThese downvotes are from all you SEC tryhards. Facts: Michigan State is consistently recognized as one of the top party schools in Michigan. Our varsity teams have won 27 national championships including our women’s cross country team which was national champ in 2014. Our club sports teams have won numerous championships including the 2012 High Kick Pompom national title. Our graduates have higher literacy rates than any high school in Alabama, and our climate is the envy of Canada. You people don’t know anything!
9 years ago at 10:01 amI can’t tell if you are being sarcastic or not
9 years ago at 10:29 am