The 16 Best Shows To Watch While Skipping Class This Semester
Fall semester is about to start, so it’s time to plan ahead and pick out which TV shows you’re going to watch when you inevitably start skipping class.
I’m not advocating skipping, but going to class sucks. The myth that attending class matters is utterly false. In fact, in my four years of college, I probably attended a year’s worth of school. (Sorry, Mom and Dad.) They still gave me my degree, and I did some incredibly fun stuff during that time instead of learning fluency-level Spanish.
Of course, some days you just want to watch TV. That’s how I am, at least. I don’t like stupid shows. There is nothing worse than watching awful comedies like “The Big Bang Theory” or “Two And A Half Men.” That’s the stuff my grammie likes to watch. I like the new era of TV–you know, good TV.
Here is the definitive list of the best TV shows you can binge-watch this semester when you’re lying in bed and skipping class. Keep in mind that some of you will have to steal a friend’s HBO GO password to watch all these.
16. “Workaholics”
Good stoner humor. Not great stoner humor, but good stoner humor.
15. “30 Rock”
One of the only network TV comedies that is bearable. Alec Baldwin might be crazy, but he is funny as hell.
14. “Homeland”
Seasons one and two are good. Season three sucks. Still, with Showtime, at least you get some nudity.
13. “Nathan For You”
One of the funniest new shows on Comedy Central. Inventor of Dumb Starbucks. He is a real-life troll.
12. “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia”
Charlie Day talks in a high-pitched voice and Danny DeVito looks like Danny DeVito.
11. “Veep”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus was a billionaire before she even started acting. She makes a serious case for hottest woman over 50.
10. “Summer Heights High”
It’s the Australian version of “Arrested Development.” Easily the greatest form of art to ever come out of that strange, penal colony.
9. “Louie”
Louis C.K. is the most depressed guy on the planet, but it’s all worth it because he is funny. The show is just him doing really depressing, everyday things like getting divorced and raising children. He makes us laugh but also cry at the core of our soul.
8. “Suits”
A lawyer’s version of “Entourage” and “Mad Men”–hot women and money.
7. “Mad Men”
Don Draper gets laid more than anyone else on TV. That is a feat that should be celebrated.
6. “Arrested Development”
Cult classic. Probably the funniest show in the last 10 years.
5. “House Of Cards”
Kevin Spacey is fucking scary in everything he does. This is no exception.
4. “Game Of Thrones”
Sex, violence, drama: honestly, this show has it all. I’ve always hated fantasy, but this is the first show that deals with dragons that I thought was awesome.
3. “Entourage”
Money. Women. Ari Gold. Aquaman. More women. Medellin. Drugs. Rehab. Even more women.
2. “Breaking Bad”
This show is in the conversation for the greatest show of all time. Probably only competes with “The Sopranos.” Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul, and Giancarlo Esposito are acting Hall-of-Famers now. If you start this one, just know you’ll need to take off at least two weeks of class and cancel everything else you’re doing that is less important.
1. “The Sopranos”
The birthplace of good television. There is not a better show. Even now, a decade old, James Gandolfini owns every television actor 1,000 times over. You’ll order in baked ziti at least 15 times. The Sopranos created the anti-hero and the movement from sitcoms to studio features. Cancel all of your classes–your professors will understand.
Image via The Sopranos Facebook Page
Also, a respectful head nod towards ‘The Wire.” It belonged on the list.
10 years ago at 3:21 pmMy man. Came here to say this.
10 years ago at 3:27 pmThe Wire is just peasantry
10 years ago at 4:13 pmI’d put it before GoT but it’s hard to bump Breaking Bad from second.
10 years ago at 4:59 pmThe fact that workaholics is at the bottom is so loose butthole, bro.
10 years ago at 5:27 pmBunk Moreland getting shitfaced, going home with a sloot, then burning his clothes toget rid of trace evidence. TFM.
10 years ago at 5:34 pmAnyone who has an HBO subscription and hasn’t seen The Wire is living life the wrong way. Plain and simple.
10 years ago at 6:44 pmCan’t knock Wood Harris
10 years ago at 11:16 pmCutti opening a boxing gym for at risk youths as an excuse to sleep with their moms. TFM.
10 years ago at 11:46 amHe just dont got the game in him no more
10 years ago at 3:21 amOmar comin for you Helmetstickers
10 years ago at 3:01 pm3 articles in one day, you’re working hard there SportsGuy
10 years ago at 3:24 pm*hat tip* *flicks cig* content doesn’t take a day off
10 years ago at 3:26 pmSportsGuy is here to team up with Allen an save TFM
10 years ago at 7:43 pmSpot on list. Perhaps a respectful head nod towards the three glorious seasons of BMS as well.
10 years ago at 3:28 pmGreat job on not adding “The Wire” – amateur idiots.
10 years ago at 3:32 pmNo Sons of Anarchy?
10 years ago at 3:32 pmFrom Dusk Till Dawn: the series that hit Netflix yesterday…it ain’t half bad
10 years ago at 3:32 pmToo bad this isn’t the “List of Ain’t Half Bad Shows To Watch.”
10 years ago at 3:43 pmSo it is still bad, just not half?
10 years ago at 3:44 pmtouche’ J_Brum. It’s got Don Johnson in it, that’s gotta say something. It’s good if you like Texas, guns, and vulgarity.
10 years ago at 11:09 pmI foresee a long semester of vacation so thank you SportsGuy for once, this is just what I needed.
10 years ago at 3:36 pmCalifornication might be one of the most under rated shows I’ve seen. More upbeat and funny than mad men and consistently has sexy girls
10 years ago at 3:39 pmPlus Duchovny is essentially a walking whisky bottle.
10 years ago at 2:16 amI’d like to recommend The Pacific and Band of Brothers.
10 years ago at 3:58 pmDeadwood, too
10 years ago at 4:01 pmDexter for an honorable mention
10 years ago at 4:17 pm*The first four seasons of Dexter
10 years ago at 12:34 amRIP James Gandolfini. One of the greatest of our time
10 years ago at 4:01 pm