Some Magazine Puts Out Shitty ‘Top 20 College Towns In America’ List

A school itself is only part of the college experience. The town where your school is located has a huge impact on the best four to seven years of your life. The bars, the restaurants, and the overall atmosphere and ambiance of college towns are some of the most enjoyable things that come with the overall bliss of college.

Travel and Leisure ranked the twenty best college towns in the country. Based upon things like events, restaurants, bars, and charm, they were able to compile a list of college towns across the country that are, in their opinion, the best.

Here are the rankings:

1. Burlington, Vermont
2. Charlottesville, Virginia
3. San Luis Obispo, California
4. Williamsburg, Virginia
5. Harrisonburg, Virginia
6. Boulder, Colorado
7. St. Augustine, Florida
8. Asheville, North Carolina
9. Fredericksburg, Virginia
10. Flagstaff, Arizona
11. Morgantown, West Virginia
12. Saratoga Springs, New York
13. Ithaca, New York
14. Lexington, Virginia
15. Annapolis, Maryland
16. Fayetteville, Arkansas
17. Lafayette, Louisiana
18. Bozeman, Montana
19. Chapel Hill, North Carolina
20. Duluth, Minnesota

See your college town up there? If you did, good for you. I did, and I’m pretty proud of it. If you didn’t, don’t worry. I see some pretty huge flaws with these rankings.

First off, I’m glad to see Virginia did so well. The state is packed full of great schools and great college towns. Charlottesville, Harrisonburg, Lexington, and Williamsburg are all awesome places with their own unique microcultures. However, I disagree with Fredericksburg being ranked that high. Yeah, University of Mary Washington is there, but I don’t think that simply having a college located within its borders should make a municipality a college town. Don’t get me wrong, Fredericksburg is a really cool place, especially if you’re into history, but I just don’t see the place being a college town, let alone a top ten college town.

Secondly, and I’m going to hurt some feelings with this one, Morgantown does not belong on this list. WVU is a fun school. It’s a party school. It’s a hell of a good time. You’ll get no argument from me regarding that. But the town itself? Let’s face it. It’s essentially a rusting shithole.

There are some other towns here that just don’t belong. Annapolis? Yeah, the Naval Academy is there, but I don’t think that is enough to give the town a college atmosphere. St. John’s is there, too, but I just don’t see it pulling enough weight to make the town a contender. Again, like many of the towns among the ranked, it’s an awesome place. I just don’t see it as a college town. The same goes for Duluth. I don’t really see it as a college town, and honestly, I’m not sure how fun of a town it is at all.

Bozeman? I honestly have no clue. Never been. The only guy I know who went to school there was weird as shit, so I’m going to use that as a gauge on this one.

There are probably some towns that you think should have made the list. You could argue for Austin, Texas, and many would agree with you. However, Austin is in its own category of city. Its culture is so unique that I don’t think classifying it as a college town does it justice.

In all, I think these rankings make some good points, but they’re also lacking. Some of the justifications used just don’t seem that applicable to me, but shit, what do I know? As for Burlington being the top college town, I don’t even know what to think. Is being the home of Ben and Jerry’s and Phish enough to justify being in the top spot? Tough call, guys. Tough call.

Don’t like the rankings you’ve seen here? Defend your school and college town in the comments section below.

[via Travel and Leisure]

Image via New England Magazine

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  1. Blogan

    Que the “where the fuck is Oxford, Athens, Lexington, Tuscaloosa, etc… comments.” But seriously WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY

    11 years ago at 5:18 pm
    1. Dthesmith

      There’s no way that a huge magazine would put towns where the colleges had been accused of some sort of discrimination on the list. Hence why Tuscaloosa isn’t on the list.

      11 years ago at 5:59 pm
    2. NautiButNice

      If one more person says or writes, “hence why,” I’m going to scream so loudly I break the sound barrier. It’s either “hence” or “which is why” – in using both you’re essentially saying “which is why which is why.” Trying to sound educated by peppering your sentences with unnecessary “smart kid” words: NF.

      11 years ago at 8:40 pm
  2. FratDevilASU

    Saratoga Springs would be a great college town. To bad there aren’t any colleges there…

    11 years ago at 5:20 pm
    1. Keep Fay Town fratty

      Skidmore College; one of the most liberal in the country. Saratoga Springs is great for going to the race track in the summer and overall its a really laid back upstate town especially if you’re used to NYC…but in no way should it be on a best college towns list because of Skidmore.

      11 years ago at 11:20 pm
  3. prex8390

    My belief is that Bozeman is on this list because of the ski culture. It has Big Sky minutes away and Big Sky brewery is there as well which might make some nightlife cool but overall, I’m sure Bozeman has more of a northern small town atmosphere and this spot was probably wasted. Bozeman, like most of these towns are tourists destinations. That’s probably what this list should have been. Tourist towns that have a college in them

    11 years ago at 5:21 pm
    1. prex8390

      Duluth as well, it has a up and coming downtown but for the most part, its a decaying Great Lakes shipping town. A lot of areas are just ghetto as fuck. It’s neighbor, Superior, WI looks like it could be East St. Louis if you didnt know where you were at.

      11 years ago at 5:24 pm
  4. DarrensDad

    School pride is telling me to nominate Berkeley, CA, but the fact that I want to off more than half of the population here makes that argument a moot point.

    11 years ago at 5:24 pm
    1. Deltahigh

      And the fact that it borders Oakland, The least frat place this side of the Mississippi.

      11 years ago at 5:40 pm
    2. amaniya

      Haha I go to Berkeley too I feel you man, these fucking liberals and hippies drive me insane. And this no smoking rules starting next month is bullshit.

      11 years ago at 5:55 pm
  5. Deltahigh

    Bozeman montana? I’ve been there and unless you like fat women, flannel, -20 degree weather, and a bunch of other shitty stuff. Then I recommend you don’t go.

    11 years ago at 5:31 pm
    1. Bleach Chugger

      My ex went there, and she’s a dirty tramp. So maybe it’s a shitty place, but if you go there, odds are she’ll probably play your skin flute.

      11 years ago at 5:51 pm
  6. Fratfrican_American

    You have to be fucking kidding me. We go to Flagstaff to trip acid in the woods, not enjoy the town. NAU is where dreams go to die. And why the hell is Virginia so active on this list?

    11 years ago at 5:42 pm