The 20 Most Controversial Donald Trump Tweets
10 years ago

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The Don’s got it all. The money, the golf game, the flow — he’s infallible. Everything he touches turns to gold, which he then makes fun of for being less prestigious and sought-after than platinum.

If you’ve never checked out Trump’s Twitter account, you’re really missing out. Dude shoots out hot takes on the reg. These takes are so hot that not even five fire emojis and a trio of crying laughing emojis can do them justice. See for yourself.

Savage. Politicians are built to handle a little mudslinging, but you know getting called “truly weird” cut Rand pretty deep.

It’s true. It’s well-documented that lightbulb scientists are only in it for the money (the fame and glamour too, but that’s a given).

@mplefty67 said what we were all thinking.

Trump’s a research doctor, too! IS THERE ANYTHING THIS MAN CAN’T DO?! #Trump2016

This is bullshit! Save the birds, down with wind turbines!!!

Donald might throw a lot of mean words out there, but he knows kids use Twitter, and he knows when to censor himself. Our boy Fu**face thinks of the children.

Trump, telling it like it is. Washington is ready for you, buddy.

I always wondered why he put quotations around ‘extremely credible source.’ I feel like it takes away from the credibility of his source, who is obviously extremely credible. We all know Barry O was born in Kenya, even though those quacks over at vital records are keeping their lips shut to this very day.

#GetOurScientistsOutOfTheIce #Trump2016

It’s been a couple of years, wonder if Robby Pats ever tossed Trump an IOU?

Trump looks out for his own. Pollsters are saying that the Don all but secured the vampire vote with his advisory role in this saga.

Ye… Wait, what?

GOT ‘ER!!!

Smart move by trump to secure the anti-vaxxer vote. Jim Carrey would make a great running mate, too.

If you look past the insult, you can clearly see that Trump supports marriage equality (if it involves leaving Arianna Huffington). This puts him among the most socially-liberal Republican candidates.

A man of the people. Gotta love him. #Trump2016

#TrumpCarrey2016

Thanks, I won’t!

That’s a HOT take right there.

How convenient, amiright??? And, oh yeah, condolences to his family or whatever.

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  3. JFKfratty

    Trump is like that brother in your fraternity that says the truth in most absurd ways. Everyone loves and hates what he says. He’s that brother that is likely to say “oh you’re getting your dick wet after long, hah?” While you’re on your way to pound town with your slam.

    10 years ago at 6:30 pm
  4. FrattyLightweight

    Honestly I was kind of hoping Chuck Norris would run so we could beat Iran, China, and Mexico with swift roundhouse kicks of justice. But I can live with Trump

    10 years ago at 7:13 pm
  6. johnnyblueballs69

    Trump as president is a joke. I like the attitude but he just talks big game without going in to specifics like Rubio or Paul can. He would make an awesome press secy though.

    10 years ago at 9:12 pm
  8. FratensteinsMonster

    Trump speaks and writes with the sentence structure and vocab of someone who is… Well, not that smart. I know, I know, he’s a billionaire, and that makes me really want to give him the benefit of the doubt on his intelligence and ability to run this country, but I just don’t see it. His campaign is more about drawing attention to himself and causing laughs than presenting real solutions to any problems or “making America great again” as he claims he wants to do. And the fact that he would run as a third party candidate if he doesn’t get the nomination proves even more to me that he doesn’t really care about the future of this country, only about his own ego. There is NO WAY he will win as a third party candidate; we know it and he knows it. But he’d rather ruin the chances of whoever else gets the nomination and let Hillary win than admit defeat. TL;DR Trump is a savvy businessman and funny guy who has no business in politics and may be the worst thing to happen to the Republican Party in a long time.

    10 years ago at 2:51 pm
  9. JackDanielsrunning

    The fact that he’s got no regard for what spills out of his mouth or his thumbs makes him the man to fix Washington.

    10 years ago at 6:22 pm