The Alabama Teabagger Pleads Guilty, Will be Sentenced

It’s been almost nine months since Alabama assaulted the LSU Tigers, on and off the field. The cell phone video of an Alabama fan, revealed to be Brian H. Downing, teabagging the unconscious LSU fan, after his football team took it to the Tigers in the national championship game, went viral. Charges followed.

An Alabama man has pleaded guilty to two counts of obscenity for sexually taunting an unconscious LSU fan in a Bourbon Street restaurant after the BCS national title game in January.

Prosecutors said a deal reached Tuesday before the scheduled start of a trial for Brian H. Downing of Smith Station, Ala., calls for him to be sentenced to two years in jail.

Wow. Two years in the clink. That’s one hell of a drunken mistake.

Downing had pleaded not guilty in May to charges of sexual battery and obscenity. He refused to comment after the plea was entered by his attorney.

The LSU fan, whose name has not been released, has sued Downing, asking damages for “mental anguish, humiliation, embarrassment, anxiety and depression … damage to reputation” and lost tuition payments “for having to withdraw from school.” Under state law, lawsuits cannot include a suggested dollar amount for damages for pain and suffering.

Now kids, what’s the take away from this story? Don’t put your testicles on someone without consent. Besides, it’s just a game, Focker. I’m curious to hear what you all think about the possible two year sentence. Do you believe it’s justified?

And if you want to watch it again:



    1. Chuck_Loadsman

      When did the First thing become a thing and why wont you homos give it up? Especially when there so many of you fucking it up. Messing up a first comment=fucking up a wet dream.

      12 years ago at 5:27 pm
    1. grandfrat

      ^you do realize these cheap bastards at TFM are charging you a dollar every time you post something via iphone. In the spirit of cutting govt waste, why dont you just wait till you get to your computer. I think your witty comments can wait.

      12 years ago at 2:40 pm
    2. FlRSTpostOX

      ^ This is absurd. They only charge you a dollar for the in app purchase to be able to comment, not for each time I do comment.
      Sent from my iPhone.

      12 years ago at 4:11 pm
  1. duckdog

    There are two things I can’t stand: People who can’t hold their liquor and Alabama fans. Both these guys got what they deserved.

    12 years ago at 12:03 pm
    1. grandfrat

      really dude, you deleted my comment. wow, I fought for ‘Merica and I can’t even express the freedoms I fought for. (by fought, I mean, I’m an officer, in the medical corps…who never left the fob/hospital)

      12 years ago at 12:35 am
  2. War_Damn69

    Two years is justifiable, if it was a passed out girl two years would seem to be not enough time, plus they should tac on another year for being an alabama fan WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!!!!!

    12 years ago at 12:41 pm
  3. fratilingus

    I’m definitely not condoning this retardism displayed and moreover have complete hatred for alabama fans but we all went through much worse than this through pledging. Not justifiable.

    12 years ago at 1:24 pm
    1. Senator_frat1925

      I don’t know what kind of fucked up fraternity you joined, but nobody ever put their balls on my face when I was pledging. Not sure what you went through that is worse than having sweaty nutsack on your face. I probably don’t want to know.

      12 years ago at 2:42 pm
    2. FlRSTpostOX

      ^ I think I would rather just have a nutsack in my face once and get it over with, than go through pledging again.
      Sent from my iPhone.

      12 years ago at 4:13 pm
    3. Chuck_Loadsman

      He must be a Sigma Cry…fucking twinkie…..”so wait, you mean you all didn’t blow your pledge master? your loss”

      12 years ago at 5:30 pm
  4. DrFratlove

    Never realized that LSU fans are such massive pussies. You got drunk and passed out like a bitch. Then, you got your rightful shaming for the action. As for the charges, this little pansy wasn’t going to last long in school (or life) so the Bama fan probably saved the kid some money by not having to waste any more on his failed education.

    12 years ago at 3:02 pm
    1. Success

      You’re an idiot or more likely a bammer…so, both. This douchetard is going to have plenty of time to consider the joy of a teabagging in jail.

      12 years ago at 3:27 pm
    2. DrFratlove

      Swing and a miss, on both counts. If you cannot see the ridiculousness of the guy who passes out drunk IN PUBLIC calling foul, then I pity you and your GDI soul. Had the LSU fan been in his own house, yeah I can see him being legitimately upset. I doubt the LSU fan was arrested for public intoxication or another similar charge. The overall point being, this kid’s TFTC about not handling his liquor ended up biting him in the ass. Instead of manning up to it, he went whining like a bitch. NF.

      12 years ago at 7:03 pm
    3. Success

      Nope, I went .500. You may not be a bammer, but you’re an idiot. The LSU dude was a moron but the bammer was more stupid by far and the fact that you don’t think he should be punished makes you….yes, an idiot.

      12 years ago at 9:31 am
    4. PTBAP

      ^^^Watch out everybody this guys a hardass! Bro, I know you’re TFTC so you down to go sexually harass some NF GDIs while we chug from our fifths of Makers?

      You are a fucking dumbass.

      12 years ago at 3:49 pm
  5. floundersnu

    Why did you take down the article of the girl playing with pussy down Bacon? I thought it was news worthy.

    12 years ago at 3:17 pm
  6. proudtobeaDSP

    I can see how Louisiana was colonized by the French. Because of pansies like this LSU fan.

    12 years ago at 5:22 pm