The Ban On Smokeless Tobacco For Yankees, Mets Is Downright Un-American

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The longstanding tradition of dipping in Major League Baseball took another hit on Tuesday. The New York City Council approved a bill that will ban chew at Yankees Stadium and Citi Field.

From The Washington Post:

The vote was 44-3 in favor of the ban, according to the New York Times’ Tim Rohan, and comes a day after the bill was approved 7-1 by the council’s health committee.

Smokeless tobacco has already been banned from baseball stadiums in Boston, Los Angeles, San Francisco, and, as of last week, Chicago. The Cleveland Indians, Cincinnati Reds, and Pittsburgh Pirates do not allow smoking at their stadiums.

Since there is no risk of secondhand smoke inhalation, I think it is a shame that a grown man should be forced to drop his dip habit.

I saw this coming because of the whole “think of the children watching!” thing, but save the healthy lifestyle promotion bullshit for the other leagues. These are baseball players we’re talking about. They’ve never been about health. Let Peyton drill a fat kid in the dome for a Play60 commercial. Let Josh Hamilton pack a fat wad and spit out a glob of brown tobacco juice on live TV.

Baseball is about catchers heckling the batter. It’s about storming the mound when a player receives some intentional chin music. It’s about scratching your balls and hazing rookies in the dugout and stuffing half a tin in your face at once. It’s a dirty game. A beautiful, all-American, dirty game. Let’s keep it that way.

[via The Washington Post]

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  1. cleavage

    Madison Bumgarner has already stated that he has no intention to listening to the ban. And considering he’s on a 5 year 35 mil contact which might be one the most team friendly deals in baseball history I think the city of San Francisco should give him a pass.

    10 years ago at 1:26 pm
    1. cleavage

      I’m super curious to see if teams like the Braves and Rangers use this as a selling point in free agent negotiations.

      10 years ago at 2:48 pm
  2. The Hacksaw

    Baseball and chewing tobacco go together like a piss and a fart. Stupid god damn liberals.

    10 years ago at 3:17 pm
  3. Bill_Waltonloves_LSD

    let’s all not forget that back in the day Carlton fisk had a cope commercial telling young ball players that a “pinch between the cheek and gum” is great way to relax

    10 years ago at 6:07 pm
  4. BornProudRaisedProud1890

    It comes down to ad money. Just like you guys have to be pussies and censor all the fun shit on here so that phone games will give you money for ad space, pro teams don’t want anything that advertisers won’t like tainting their “family friendly” product.

    10 years ago at 7:11 am
  5. Master Bruce

    Selig’s been trying this shit since 2011 when he tried to push it through the CBA and the player’s association shot it down. Eventually they agreed in 2015 (when Manfred tried the same shit) to limit on-field chewing and they agreed to keep it off the top of the bench, so when those tv dugout shots come around you don’t see a shit ton of cope and redman. Now teams have to hire an “assistant bench manager” which is just code for tobacco pledge.

    TL;DR the player’s union told the man to shove it, and now the god damn liberals are taking our right to pack bangers.

    10 years ago at 7:52 pm