This reminds of a time when there was this pledge, an innocent little ginger kid, who was inexcusably late for house cleaning. His punishment was push-ups. Up, down, up, down he goes then all of a sudden a disturbing yet pleasing sound came about from his clenched ass. This wasn’t like any ol’ fart, no it had the vibration of fierce thunder and then a little Chihuahua bark at the end, definitely a loose cannon. The stench was unforgettable. A mixture of stale beer, Sperry feet, dog breath, a mexican house, and a hint of last nights Whataburger. That was one good fart young ginger.
This reminds of a time when there was this pledge, an innocent little ginger kid, who was inexcusably late for house cleaning. His punishment was push-ups. Up, down, up, down he goes then all of a sudden a disturbing yet pleasing sound came about from his clenched ass. This wasn’t like any ol’ fart, no it had the vibration of fierce thunder and then a little Chihuahua bark at the end, definitely a loose cannon. The stench was unforgettable. A mixture of stale beer, Sperry feet, dog breath, a mexican house, and a hint of last nights Whataburger. That was one good fart young ginger.
11 years ago at 11:14 pmTell it again
11 years ago at 11:33 pmStart running laps
11 years ago at 11:46 pmYou have great potential, come over to the forums.
11 years ago at 9:19 amThis type of storytelling belongs in the forums
11 years ago at 6:54 pmHaving a dad body but always maintaining perfect pushup form. TFM.
11 years ago at 8:20 am