The Delta Gamma ‘Cunt Punt’ Chick And The Male Response
Little Miss Cunt Punt is the hottest thing tearing through the internet today. Thoughts and prayers go out to the sorority sister who leaked this beautifully crafted piece, and may Cunt Punt never find out who you are because she will literally kill you. Many observations, aside from the email distributor’s impending demise, have been made about this already legendary email tirade, but there is one thing that absolutely everyone seems to agree on: this chick is fucking crazy.
Her photo was released soon after the email went viral, and then a new observation was made by everyone…well, by every male: this fucking crazy chick is really hot.
Lots of dudes out there today really hoping to get cunt-punted.
FIRST
11 years ago at 3:40 pmInteresting…
11 years ago at 3:41 pmCrazy in the head, crazy in bed.
I stand by my wife comment
11 years ago at 3:42 pmhttp://m.brobible.com/college/article/university-of-maryland-sorority-email-twitter
She’s actually hilarious
11 years ago at 5:24 pm^she a baaddd betch, a very bad betch who wants the Frat D. I’d take her temperature…with mah dick
11 years ago at 6:45 pmshe’s so ugly worst soritety at UMD
11 years ago at 7:33 amYou are one of the slow girls she was referring to aren’t ya?
11 years ago at 8:48 amTime for the Bone Hammer
11 years ago at 3:42 pmI would also hit it like the fist of an angry god
11 years ago at 3:43 pmI would pay to watch her cunt punt me.
11 years ago at 3:43 pmI’m going to fit into her like a hot knife through eyeballs.
11 years ago at 3:44 pmwhat? you sir, need help
11 years ago at 3:58 pmHelp? MMF?
11 years ago at 3:59 pmWooooaahh
11 years ago at 6:27 pmShe could have any guy she wants.
11 years ago at 3:45 pmSexy AND Bi-polar. I bet she makes a spicy sandwich.
11 years ago at 3:47 pmHey, J Parks! I enjoyed your column.
11 years ago at 3:47 pmSaid no one ever. #gotem
11 years ago at 3:52 pmHis column today was actually pretty good. I was genuinely surprised.
11 years ago at 4:25 pm