The Delta Gamma ‘Cunt Punt’ Chick And The Male Response
Little Miss Cunt Punt is the hottest thing tearing through the internet today. Thoughts and prayers go out to the sorority sister who leaked this beautifully crafted piece, and may Cunt Punt never find out who you are because she will literally kill you. Many observations, aside from the email distributor’s impending demise, have been made about this already legendary email tirade, but there is one thing that absolutely everyone seems to agree on: this chick is fucking crazy.
Her photo was released soon after the email went viral, and then a new observation was made by everyone…well, by every male: this fucking crazy chick is really hot.
Lots of dudes out there today really hoping to get cunt-punted.
To reiterate what I said earlier, Goddamn. Can you imagine angry sex with her?
12 years ago at 3:49 pmWould wife / 10
12 years ago at 3:49 pmBe original / 10
12 years ago at 3:53 pm^That was the joke fuck stick.
12 years ago at 7:02 pmI’d take her upstairs and show her my boner
12 years ago at 3:49 pmI think her email is a perfect example of feminism done right. Sheryl Sandberg would be proud. THIS is how you “lean in”
12 years ago at 3:49 pmI would trickle-down bang her in a heart beat.
12 years ago at 3:50 pmDorn, you’re a cool guy.
12 years ago at 3:50 pmThanks, Girth!
12 years ago at 3:53 pm^Exclamation points. NF.
12 years ago at 4:27 pm^Acceptable if used with sarcasm.
12 years ago at 4:58 pm^^^ Soooo how about that promotion to JI?
12 years ago at 5:39 pmI would marry the fucking fuck out of her
12 years ago at 3:52 pm“So, uh, do you wanna head up to my room and burn your sisters with some cigarettes?”
12 years ago at 3:54 pmThis is absolutely hilarious
12 years ago at 4:27 pm^^Hardest I’ve laughed at a comment.
12 years ago at 5:28 pm^^^Second this
12 years ago at 6:36 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwljKo0yeoA
12 years ago at 11:57 amHaha check out their chapter page:
http://dgumd.moonfruit.com/
12 years ago at 3:57 pmBoy, that girl sure looks like she knows how to take a penis.
12 years ago at 3:59 pm