So you’re hanging around on move in day, you spot some gash you want to slam, then you proceed to help her move in while her father (I’m calling bullshit by the way) just sits there, staring at you mindlessly.
exactly. the school enlists the help of all organizations to help with freshman move-in and if you’re lazy like I am, you end up just helping out girls in order to get numbers and a head start. And yes, dads do give a “I know what the fuck you are up to” look. Narcissism doesn’t get you laid, gizz
You all are gay, and the guy that said he was active, don’t wave that card around you try hard! Real men do what they have to do and go about there business. Grow a pair. You were probably in England on base.
^^ yea how about you have some respect for our military and go ahead and take a lap before we fly out to haze you next. I’ve got a paddle which I’ve been debating how durable it is. I think it would be perfect for you.
Except you don’t know me… Therefore I may be in the service. But don’t brag, do what you have to do. I do respect our armed forces it just I don’t like when people pull that card.
Helping freshman move in. Certainly NF.
13 years ago at 12:20 pmyou’re an idiot, bud.
13 years ago at 10:02 amSo you’re hanging around on move in day, you spot some gash you want to slam, then you proceed to help her move in while her father (I’m calling bullshit by the way) just sits there, staring at you mindlessly.
13 years ago at 12:56 pmA lot of schools have specific move in programs that have existing students help freshmen. It can be used to recruit or meet new slams.
13 years ago at 1:36 pmexactly. the school enlists the help of all organizations to help with freshman move-in and if you’re lazy like I am, you end up just helping out girls in order to get numbers and a head start. And yes, dads do give a “I know what the fuck you are up to” look. Narcissism doesn’t get you laid, gizz
13 years ago at 2:16 pmPlease come to SC so I can haze you.
13 years ago at 2:25 pm^This guy knows
13 years ago at 2:45 pmI will use my leave and fly to South Carolina to haze this kid with you
13 years ago at 2:46 pm^
13 years ago at 2:52 pmHell i’ll split the bill. Flight from San Diego? I’m sure there’s some flyer miles I could get ahold of
13 years ago at 2:53 pmYes sir. Leave for basic Sunday we’re hazing this pussy September
13 years ago at 3:05 pmWas active for 2 years now I’m reserves and fratting it up at school. Good luck.
13 years ago at 4:20 pmTwo Marines and a hard-core conservative volunteering to fly to SC to haze you? Grizz, hate to say it kiddo, but you’re fucked.
13 years ago at 5:06 pm^
13 years ago at 5:50 pmYou all are gay, and the guy that said he was active, don’t wave that card around you try hard! Real men do what they have to do and go about there business. Grow a pair. You were probably in England on base.
13 years ago at 3:15 am^ or Iraq in ’09 same thing. Say what you will.
13 years ago at 6:28 am^^ yea how about you have some respect for our military and go ahead and take a lap before we fly out to haze you next. I’ve got a paddle which I’ve been debating how durable it is. I think it would be perfect for you.
13 years ago at 8:19 am^ We will fly them out at the same time so we get double the haze goin’ on.
13 years ago at 11:21 am^^ I like the way you think sir.
13 years ago at 12:09 pmExcept you don’t know me… Therefore I may be in the service. But don’t brag, do what you have to do. I do respect our armed forces it just I don’t like when people pull that card.
13 years ago at 3:00 pmAnd for the guy who took the tour in Iraq in ’09… Laps taken.
13 years ago at 3:04 pm^ Thank you. I wasn’t trying ti pull any card. I was letting him know that I was wishing him luck. He is going to go through hell and will need it.
13 years ago at 8:16 pm^ Thank you for that. It’ll be worth it in the long run
13 years ago at 11:13 amJust sizing up the new slams. TFM.
13 years ago at 2:35 pmSlammin’ the daughter in her new dorm the moment her parents drive off. RFM
13 years ago at 2:57 pmslammin’ her before the parents even close the door tftc
13 years ago at 4:10 pmSlamming her parents. TFM?
13 years ago at 4:42 pm^ yes
13 years ago at 7:27 pmThe grateful look on a dad’s face as you help his daughter on freshmen move-in day. RFM
13 years ago at 3:37 pmAlthough I have yet to laugh at any of your contributions to date, I’ll be damned if I don’t admire your commitment to this troll theme.
13 years ago at 9:34 pmThe surprised look on the daughter’s face when you squirt in her eye: TFM.
13 years ago at 3:58 pmThe terrified look on a dad’s face when he walks in on you balls-deep in his daughter. It’s a TFM.
13 years ago at 8:33 pmVery original
13 years ago at 9:46 pm