The Fish Bra Is My New Favorite Social Media Trend
Instagram is a weird place. At this point, my newsfeed is basically hot chicks, memes, dogs, hot chicks, and memes. I don’t think I even follow any of my actual friends. Recently I’ve contemplated deleting my account altogether. But just when I thought I was out, Instagram goes and pulls me back in.
I stumbled across the hashtag #FishBra and found myself intrigued. I’m a fisherman. I like bras. Let’s see where this takes me:
Finally, a social media trend I can get behind. People want to give Pokémon Go credit for bringing users outside. Fuck that noise. I don’t want to catch a Pikachu; I want to catch myself a girl who likes to fish. That’s how you get me outside.
There’s something about the mystery of what’s behind those fish that is enough to drive any guy crazy. Sure, we all know what a pair of tits looks like — some of us from personal experience, others from the internet. Yet it brings us back to our adolescent years, which guys never truly grow out of, yearning to see more.
Fishing is a lot like chasing women when you think about it. We’re trying to mount both that trophy fish and girl. There will be plenty that we have no desire to keep and throw back. You’ll probably go long spurts without ever luring one in. As the years go on, the fish and her tits get bigger in our stories. We’re on a lifelong pursuit for the one.
Fish, tits, and the great outdoors. Long live the Fish Bra..
Image via Instagram/ @fishbras
You forgot to put Dan’s picture
10 years ago at 9:29 amFishy tits beat a fishy vag.
10 years ago at 9:33 amI’d like to put my redfish in their pink eyes.
10 years ago at 9:45 amYour dick is red? Im not a doctor but you probably want to get that checked out.
10 years ago at 10:41 amI am a doctor and can tell you that a red penis is generally nothing to be worried about. It typically just occurs from over excitement which in turn leads to a higher blood flow in the penis.
10 years ago at 8:19 pmI need to move down South to find me a girl that likes to fish as much as I do. Tired of these girls that think shopping is some sort hobby and they can’t have a fucking conversation about anything because they don’t even know what is going on in the world since they spend more time watching keeping up with the kardashians than watching/reading any sort of daily news.
Rant over.
10 years ago at 9:49 amThis comment and other current events occurring in our country right now are just further proof of how much better off we’d all be if the CSA would have won.
10 years ago at 10:05 amYou sir are a large part of the problem too.
10 years ago at 11:21 amShut the fuck up, Florida. You’re a Northern state in every aspect but gps location.
10 years ago at 11:50 amAmen. The North is exhaustive proof that radical feminism, lack of emphasis on traditional family values and beta liberal males all work together synergetically to absolutely poison the personalities of women to the detriment of society at large. On one hand the prevailing culture enables women to justify away putting in any effort to uphold standards of femininity as “succumbing to the patriarchy”, as they are pushed to embrace ultimately unfulfilling, vapid hedonistic and superficial materialism due to vacuum in purpose, while helicoptering spineless obsequious “men” fall over themselves to uphold the artificially inflated (to the point of delusion) self-esteem of aforementioned women, in the desperate hopes of maybe getting laid.
Result: Women who suck who are lonely because the partners they think they are worthy of are completely out of their league, while the vast majority of men throw up their hands in anguish wondering why “they can’t get out of the friend zone.”
10 years ago at 10:37 amAs someone from the north; this is completely true of the more urban areas. I’m not ready to have the generalization apply out in the country just yet, but in the city? No doubt about it.
10 years ago at 11:01 am100% accurate Rearden.
And how hard is it to find a genuinely nice girl these days? I must be looking in all the wrong places because all of my ex girlfriends (from the Northeast) are all conceited bitches.
10 years ago at 11:31 amI agree with the Thesaurus you copied this out of.
10 years ago at 11:59 amNot completely true about big cities either. For randoms that move here and try to fit in with the general population, that might be true. If you are from Chicago and are part of one of a number of certain social structures/networks, you can find perfectly nice, feminine and nurturing girls. If you fly in from Iowa, rent a random apartment, and join clubs you find advertised in newspapers, you are more likely to find what Rearden has described.
10 years ago at 10:27 amnewsflash. they still spend alot of money on shopping…
10 years ago at 10:32 pmWhy are there fish in the way of all of these photos.
10 years ago at 10:01 amThese fish have seen more tit than me this summer
10 years ago at 10:08 amFuck. Now her tits are going to smell like fish too
10 years ago at 10:13 amThis is not the picture of your red snapper that I was expecting…
10 years ago at 12:11 pmCan’t go wrong with a large order of Fish & Tits with a side Clam Chowder.
10 years ago at 2:11 pmI’m just waiting for the girl that’s going to do this with some tiny stocked trout
10 years ago at 3:39 pm