The Frattest Sports Movie Characters Part 2

Here is Part 1 of the “Sports Movie Character” series in case you missed it, and judging by all the complaints and suggestions about omissions, not many of you did.

Ty Webb

Ty Webb is the best golfer at upscale Bushwood Country Club. He’s the guy that members don’t like, but have no choice other than being nice to his face because he runs shit. He’s the son of a Bushwood co-founder and the envy of the club. How many guys can you think of that can play a full round of golf inside the damn club, and get away with it? He tears through the club hallways in his golf cart, takes frisbee size divots from priceless Persian rugs, takes windows out, and recklessly knocks over rare pieces of art, all without sparing a single fuck.

He also pisses on greens, gambles tens of thousands on the course, and shares his infinite wisdom with the less fortunate.

    1. Trumper

      I’m surprised that college kids representing their country were shafted from both lists.

      12 years ago at 5:51 pm
  1. ice cold frat

    I honestly look forward to your columns. Really, I do. Also, where is Nick Naylor?

    12 years ago at 5:47 pm
    1. toss me a bronson

      Telling the hitter a fastball is coming because LaLoosh keeps shaking off your signs. TFM.

      12 years ago at 7:57 pm
    1. Sex Panther

      It’d be alex if anyone too. That is a rides to close to the line of gay / straight to be considered frat.

      12 years ago at 6:40 pm
    1. Dennis Reynolds

      Joe Kane from “The Program” – Heisman Trophy candidate/highly functioning alcoholic/TFTC about the team

      12 years ago at 9:58 pm
    1. carolinahaze

      ^This. The guy fell out of a hotel after setting it on fire during a bender. TFTC.

      12 years ago at 6:56 pm