The Frattest Sports Movie Characters Part 2
Adam Banks
Adam “Cake Eater” Banks is the Gretzky of youth hockey. He plays for the premiere team in the country, the Hawks. He wears polos and rocks the late ‘80s comb over.
In a sick twist of fate, he is forced to join up with the laughing stock in town, the Mighty Ducks. Instead of embracing his geed-laden surroundings and conforming, he lifts his team of slapdicks up and leads them to the league title, taking down his former team. He beat all odds, including playing for a drunkard of a coach. Banks would later go on to wear the Red, White and Blue and represent the U.S. Junior Olympic team.
How bout the whole cast of Miracle. USA.
13 years ago at 5:45 pmI’m surprised that college kids representing their country were shafted from both lists.
13 years ago at 5:51 pmI honestly look forward to your columns. Really, I do. Also, where is Nick Naylor?
13 years ago at 5:47 pmLast I checked, “Thank You for Smoking” wasn’t a sports movie.
13 years ago at 5:56 pmKatie Morgan is a pornstar you idiot.
13 years ago at 6:13 pmKatie Holmes. Always do that. Thank you, HBO.
13 years ago at 6:19 pmGetting Katie Holmes confused with Katie Morgan. TFTC.
13 years ago at 9:02 pmPAUL NEWMAN IN FUCKING SLAPSHOTS
13 years ago at 5:48 pmEverything about Paul Newman was FaF.
13 years ago at 9:50 pmHe was a huge liberal and environmentalist.
13 years ago at 8:45 pmlynchem with the win and the best name on tfm
13 years ago at 9:13 pm^I like this guy. We need to save this site.
13 years ago at 7:53 pm“Throw that weak ass shit again, meat.”
13 years ago at 5:50 pmTelling the hitter a fastball is coming because LaLoosh keeps shaking off your signs. TFM.
13 years ago at 7:57 pmCrash Davis is a fucking American Icon.
13 years ago at 10:07 am“Rose goes in the front big guy…”
“Creating” a rainout because you’d rather drink and sleep in. TFM
13 years ago at 10:23 pmhow about Thad from Blue Mountain State?
13 years ago at 5:59 pmHow about you go fuck yourself.
13 years ago at 6:01 pmLast time I checked BMS wasn’t a movie. Lace em up.
13 years ago at 6:05 pmIt’d be alex if anyone too. That is a rides to close to the line of gay / straight to be considered frat.
13 years ago at 6:40 pmthad definitely is a TFM if I’ve ever seen one
13 years ago at 6:59 pmWHERE THE FUCK IS MY POCKET PUSSY??
13 years ago at 9:22 pmRobert Redford is the man
13 years ago at 6:14 pmDon Billingsley deserves to be on the list.
13 years ago at 6:24 pmBooster in Blue Chips = Happy Kuykendall
13 years ago at 6:33 pmTweeder. Dumbass.
13 years ago at 6:46 pmYou’re right. Changed it.
13 years ago at 7:02 pmJoe Kane from “The Program” – Heisman Trophy candidate/highly functioning alcoholic/TFTC about the team
13 years ago at 9:58 pm^yes, and Danny you mad bro…
13 years ago at 11:30 amThank you.
13 years ago at 4:12 pmTake a lap for not including Jimmy Fucking Dugan yet again.
13 years ago at 6:50 pm^This. The guy fell out of a hotel after setting it on fire during a bender. TFTC.
13 years ago at 6:56 pm