The Frattest Sports Movie Characters Part 2

Bob Sugar

Super agent Bob Sugar lands professional sports’ most elite athletes. He’s a fast-talking, smooth-walking, successful son of a bitch. He’s always closing deals.

He also knows how to assert his will over the weak and timid. Sugar takes full advantage of that GDI from those Mission Impossible movies after he makes a dire mistake in the sports agency arena. He flips future #1 overall NFL draft pick, Frank Cushman, to sign with him despite Cush’s stronger than oak commitment to that GDI. Sugar gives that fucker a severe case of Cush-lash. And although the movie doesn’t actually show it, there are strong implications that Sugar banged said GDI’s wife, ruining their marriage.

    1. Trumper

      I’m surprised that college kids representing their country were shafted from both lists.

      13 years ago at 5:51 pm
  1. ice cold frat

    I honestly look forward to your columns. Really, I do. Also, where is Nick Naylor?

    13 years ago at 5:47 pm
    1. toss me a bronson

      Telling the hitter a fastball is coming because LaLoosh keeps shaking off your signs. TFM.

      13 years ago at 7:57 pm
    1. Sex Panther

      It’d be alex if anyone too. That is a rides to close to the line of gay / straight to be considered frat.

      13 years ago at 6:40 pm
    1. Dennis Reynolds

      Joe Kane from “The Program” – Heisman Trophy candidate/highly functioning alcoholic/TFTC about the team

      13 years ago at 9:58 pm
    1. carolinahaze

      ^This. The guy fell out of a hotel after setting it on fire during a bender. TFTC.

      13 years ago at 6:56 pm