The Frattest Sports Movie Characters Part 2

Crash Davis

Crash is a minor league lifer. He’s a power-hitting catcher who has spent his entire professional career in the minors. He had his chance at the show, but drank and slammed his way back to triple A very quickly.

He picked up a few things along the way, as any savvy journeyman would. He’s like that 6th year senior in your chapter that knows all the ropes. We all know he’s not going too far in life. It’s mainly due to his alcoholism and steadfast mediocrity, but he’s a blast to hang out with and still pulls tail. It’s time for him to hang ‘em up, but no one calls him out on it.

    1. Trumper

      I’m surprised that college kids representing their country were shafted from both lists.

      13 years ago at 5:51 pm
  1. ice cold frat

    I honestly look forward to your columns. Really, I do. Also, where is Nick Naylor?

    13 years ago at 5:47 pm
    1. toss me a bronson

      Telling the hitter a fastball is coming because LaLoosh keeps shaking off your signs. TFM.

      13 years ago at 7:57 pm
    1. Sex Panther

      It’d be alex if anyone too. That is a rides to close to the line of gay / straight to be considered frat.

      13 years ago at 6:40 pm
    1. Dennis Reynolds

      Joe Kane from “The Program” – Heisman Trophy candidate/highly functioning alcoholic/TFTC about the team

      13 years ago at 9:58 pm
    1. carolinahaze

      ^This. The guy fell out of a hotel after setting it on fire during a bender. TFTC.

      13 years ago at 6:56 pm