The Frattest Sports Movie Characters Part 2

Al Czervik

“Hey, everybody. We’re all gonna get laid!”

His voice is loud, and his attire is louder. Real estate tycoon Al Czervik is the obnoxious Bushwood Country Club black sheep, but his deep pockets help keep the begrudging opinions quiet. He walks in like he owns the place, offends and pisses off every member he interacts with, then eventually does end up owning the place. Meanwhile though, Czervik goes toe to toe with longstanding Bushwood president, Judge Smails. He and Smails lock up in a heated wager over a round of golf. Czervik teams up with Ty Webb and practices unorthodox, questionable tactics while taking something like 40 grand off of Smails.

    1. Trumper

      I’m surprised that college kids representing their country were shafted from both lists.

      13 years ago at 5:51 pm
  1. ice cold frat

    I honestly look forward to your columns. Really, I do. Also, where is Nick Naylor?

    13 years ago at 5:47 pm
    1. toss me a bronson

      Telling the hitter a fastball is coming because LaLoosh keeps shaking off your signs. TFM.

      13 years ago at 7:57 pm
    1. Sex Panther

      It’d be alex if anyone too. That is a rides to close to the line of gay / straight to be considered frat.

      13 years ago at 6:40 pm
    1. Dennis Reynolds

      Joe Kane from “The Program” – Heisman Trophy candidate/highly functioning alcoholic/TFTC about the team

      13 years ago at 9:58 pm
    1. carolinahaze

      ^This. The guy fell out of a hotel after setting it on fire during a bender. TFTC.

      13 years ago at 6:56 pm