The Frattest Sports Movie Characters Part 2
Billy Heywood
He’d be eligible for this list based solely on his pre-ball hair ownership of a major league baseball club. Billy Heywood, the twelve year-old owner of the Minnesota Twins, fires the current manager and hires himself in one of the boldest moves in professional sports history. I mean the little guy still pisses the bed, and here he is owning and coaching in the bigs. His confidence in his superior business tact and baseball knowledge were his reasons for making the call.
He would quickly realize his GDI friends and schoolmates were distracting him from his job, and shunned them from his life. Their jealousy was too much to overcome.
“When my grandfather died, all I got was a sweater.”
How bout the whole cast of Miracle. USA.
13 years ago at 5:45 pmI’m surprised that college kids representing their country were shafted from both lists.
13 years ago at 5:51 pmI honestly look forward to your columns. Really, I do. Also, where is Nick Naylor?
13 years ago at 5:47 pmLast I checked, “Thank You for Smoking” wasn’t a sports movie.
13 years ago at 5:56 pmKatie Morgan is a pornstar you idiot.
13 years ago at 6:13 pmKatie Holmes. Always do that. Thank you, HBO.
13 years ago at 6:19 pmGetting Katie Holmes confused with Katie Morgan. TFTC.
13 years ago at 9:02 pmPAUL NEWMAN IN FUCKING SLAPSHOTS
13 years ago at 5:48 pmEverything about Paul Newman was FaF.
13 years ago at 9:50 pmHe was a huge liberal and environmentalist.
13 years ago at 8:45 pmlynchem with the win and the best name on tfm
13 years ago at 9:13 pm^I like this guy. We need to save this site.
13 years ago at 7:53 pm“Throw that weak ass shit again, meat.”
13 years ago at 5:50 pmTelling the hitter a fastball is coming because LaLoosh keeps shaking off your signs. TFM.
13 years ago at 7:57 pmCrash Davis is a fucking American Icon.
13 years ago at 10:07 am“Rose goes in the front big guy…”
“Creating” a rainout because you’d rather drink and sleep in. TFM
13 years ago at 10:23 pmhow about Thad from Blue Mountain State?
13 years ago at 5:59 pmHow about you go fuck yourself.
13 years ago at 6:01 pmLast time I checked BMS wasn’t a movie. Lace em up.
13 years ago at 6:05 pmIt’d be alex if anyone too. That is a rides to close to the line of gay / straight to be considered frat.
13 years ago at 6:40 pmthad definitely is a TFM if I’ve ever seen one
13 years ago at 6:59 pmWHERE THE FUCK IS MY POCKET PUSSY??
13 years ago at 9:22 pmRobert Redford is the man
13 years ago at 6:14 pmDon Billingsley deserves to be on the list.
13 years ago at 6:24 pmBooster in Blue Chips = Happy Kuykendall
13 years ago at 6:33 pmTweeder. Dumbass.
13 years ago at 6:46 pmYou’re right. Changed it.
13 years ago at 7:02 pmJoe Kane from “The Program” – Heisman Trophy candidate/highly functioning alcoholic/TFTC about the team
13 years ago at 9:58 pm^yes, and Danny you mad bro…
13 years ago at 11:30 amThank you.
13 years ago at 4:12 pmTake a lap for not including Jimmy Fucking Dugan yet again.
13 years ago at 6:50 pm^This. The guy fell out of a hotel after setting it on fire during a bender. TFTC.
13 years ago at 6:56 pm