The Frattest Sports Movie Characters Part 2

Tweeder

“Shit dem boys are havin’ the time of their lives.”

Tweeder, the star wide receiver for the West Canaan Coyotes, is too frat for his own good. Aside from slaying dimes, frequenting tit flops and ruining his liver one 30 rack at a time as a goddamn high-schooler, Charlie Tweeder has zero respect for local law enforcement.

He successfully pulls off one of the greatest pre-college TFMs of all time when he steals a cop car right in front of the bewildered officers and takes it for a drunken joy ride. The repercussions? Nothing. He plays for the damn West Canaan Coyotes. He’d later go on to become one of the most sought after rushees of all time.

    1. Trumper

      I’m surprised that college kids representing their country were shafted from both lists.

      13 years ago at 5:51 pm
  1. ice cold frat

    I honestly look forward to your columns. Really, I do. Also, where is Nick Naylor?

    13 years ago at 5:47 pm
    1. toss me a bronson

      Telling the hitter a fastball is coming because LaLoosh keeps shaking off your signs. TFM.

      13 years ago at 7:57 pm
    1. Sex Panther

      It’d be alex if anyone too. That is a rides to close to the line of gay / straight to be considered frat.

      13 years ago at 6:40 pm
    1. Dennis Reynolds

      Joe Kane from “The Program” – Heisman Trophy candidate/highly functioning alcoholic/TFTC about the team

      13 years ago at 9:58 pm
    1. carolinahaze

      ^This. The guy fell out of a hotel after setting it on fire during a bender. TFTC.

      13 years ago at 6:56 pm