The Frattest Sports Movie Characters Part 3

Catch up on Part 1 and Part 2 if you missed them.

Bud Kilmer

West Canaan Coyote legendary head football coach Bud Kilmer is old school. He’s a hard ass who places a strong precedence on fundamentals, hard-nosed football and discipline. His coaching philosophy has been successful, however. He has two state titles and 22 district championships under his belt.

The guy’s a motherfucker, though. Kilmer shows zero compassion for his players, even his star players. When stud QB Lance Harbor goes down with a serious knee injury, Kilmer orders his trainer to inject cortisone into the knee to numb the pain, despite the career threatening nature of the injury. He handles Billy Bob’s head issues in a similar manner, playing him when it further threatens his future.

Kilmer takes “winning at all costs” to another level. He eventually gets run out of town, but it’s not before leaving a wake of verbal assaults and shattered dreams behind him in West Canaan. And holy shit does he hate James Van Der Beek.

    1. fratanomics

      Maybe if you had seen the “Top 5 TFM TV Characters: Part 1” column, you’d know better than to ask.

      12 years ago at 4:29 pm
    2. Alpha Frat

      Second on the frattiest tv show characters. Also Dorn, you should include what movies these guys are from. I’m 22 and feel like some of these are past my time.

      12 years ago at 3:48 am
    1. Success

      Perhaps you missed the Bob Barker reference, champ….scroll up just a bit. Go ahead, we’ll wait.

      12 years ago at 4:34 pm
    1. Frattler

      quit bitching you little fuck sack no one told you you had to make it a 3 part series

      12 years ago at 11:43 am
    2. Haze Em

      Steve Lattimer shouldn’t be on here because he attempted to rape a chick. In the original script of The Program, he was a member of Pike but they changed it to Alpha Betas because it would have been too realistic and graphic if he were Pike.

      12 years ago at 12:43 pm
  1. Big Dubya

    Bob Barker demands fucking respect…and that you have your pets spayed and/or neutered

    12 years ago at 4:27 pm
  2. VandalSnake

    Knight Bob Barker Epsilon Beta 315. Proves that all Sigma Nu’s are fucking fighters.

    12 years ago at 4:57 pm
    1. pi crappa phi

      Dunlop is okay, but Ned Braden is FaF.

      – American citizen
      – Princeton grad, says to Jim Carr “That’s what it said in the yearbook” – gives ZERO FUCKS
      – Top goal scorer in the Federal League
      – Top ‘goal scorer’ on the Chiefs, as well. Cheats on his wife, hard core.
      – Always cleans up in poker on the bus trips
      – Won’t fight – again, gives zero fucks!

      12 years ago at 12:41 pm