The Frattest Sports Movie Characters Part 3
Joe Kane
Joe Kane is the Heisman contending quarterback for the ESU Timberwolves, not that you’d know it from his day to day demeanor. He walks around campus and the football facilities like he’s always looking for a party. Alcohol and girls take precedent in his life, not football.
After a crushing loss to Michigan, Kane drinks himself into a dangerous state of belligerence. He then gets in a brutal bar fight and picks up a dewey on his way home. This results in a trip to rehab for four games and his Heisman chances destroyed. He makes his return in the second half against Georgia Tech in heroic fashion, leading the Timberwolves to victory and a bowl game invitation. A key contributor to Kane’s senior season demise is one particular teammate of his. Much of his party streak comes from his best friend, and teammate, Steve Lattimer.
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13 years ago at 4:14 pmOnce again NO
13 years ago at 4:45 pmErnie “Big Ern” McCracken.
13 years ago at 9:22 pmRicky Bobby making out with a guy. NF.
13 years ago at 4:16 pmShake n’ Bake. TFM.
13 years ago at 8:37 pm^ Tftc
13 years ago at 4:18 pmI am still waiting for Kenny Powers to be on here.
13 years ago at 4:17 pmEast Bound and Down is not a movie, chief.
13 years ago at 4:18 pm^ beat me to it
13 years ago at 4:19 pmTrue, but you should honestly make an exception.
13 years ago at 4:23 pm…but still good article, Mr. Dorn.
13 years ago at 4:26 pmMaybe if you had seen the “Top 5 TFM TV Characters: Part 1” column, you’d know better than to ask.
13 years ago at 4:29 pmSecond on the frattiest tv show characters. Also Dorn, you should include what movies these guys are from. I’m 22 and feel like some of these are past my time.
13 years ago at 3:48 amWhen did main character=frat?
13 years ago at 4:19 pmPerhaps you missed the Bob Barker reference, champ….scroll up just a bit. Go ahead, we’ll wait.
13 years ago at 4:34 pmMaybe you missed the point
13 years ago at 4:39 pm^Maybe you missed your period.
13 years ago at 6:55 pm^Yes indeed, something was done here.
13 years ago at 8:00 pmreaching… except ricky bobby
13 years ago at 4:25 pmOf course I’m reaching. It’s part 3 for fuck sake.
13 years ago at 7:19 pmquit bitching you little fuck sack no one told you you had to make it a 3 part series
13 years ago at 11:43 amSteve Lattimer shouldn’t be on here because he attempted to rape a chick. In the original script of The Program, he was a member of Pike but they changed it to Alpha Betas because it would have been too realistic and graphic if he were Pike.
13 years ago at 12:43 pmSteve Lattimer http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=bsFBYq_h_J0
13 years ago at 4:26 pmSaid this quite a lot in high school.
13 years ago at 5:50 pmBob Barker demands fucking respect…and that you have your pets spayed and/or neutered
13 years ago at 4:27 pmKnight Bob Barker Epsilon Beta 315. Proves that all Sigma Nu’s are fucking fighters.
13 years ago at 4:57 pmSnakes win.
13 years ago at 5:56 pmKevin O’shea FAF
13 years ago at 5:17 pmPaul Newman in Slap Shot.
13 years ago at 5:39 pmDunlop is okay, but Ned Braden is FaF.
– American citizen
13 years ago at 12:41 pm– Princeton grad, says to Jim Carr “That’s what it said in the yearbook” – gives ZERO FUCKS
– Top goal scorer in the Federal League
– Top ‘goal scorer’ on the Chiefs, as well. Cheats on his wife, hard core.
– Always cleans up in poker on the bus trips
– Won’t fight – again, gives zero fucks!