The Frattest Sports Movie Characters Part 3

Judge Smails

Ty Webb and Al Czervik are not the only two pulling their weight at top shelf Bushwood Country Club. Judge Smails, club President and Co-founder, is as F as they come. He’s a well-dressed, wealthy, snobby son of a bitch that demeans the common folk and goes to great lengths to try and keep the riff raff out of his club. He swings a nice stick, too.

Smails also flaunts his money. He invited every Bushwood member out to his brand new yacht christening to establish monetary dominance over everyone. He’s not the most ethical guy either, in business or elsewhere. This is proven by his under-the-table dealings and regular use of the foot wedge on the golf course.

    1. fratanomics

      Maybe if you had seen the “Top 5 TFM TV Characters: Part 1” column, you’d know better than to ask.

      13 years ago at 4:29 pm
    2. Alpha Frat

      Second on the frattiest tv show characters. Also Dorn, you should include what movies these guys are from. I’m 22 and feel like some of these are past my time.

      13 years ago at 3:48 am
    1. Success

      Perhaps you missed the Bob Barker reference, champ….scroll up just a bit. Go ahead, we’ll wait.

      13 years ago at 4:34 pm
    1. Frattler

      quit bitching you little fuck sack no one told you you had to make it a 3 part series

      13 years ago at 11:43 am
    2. Haze Em

      Steve Lattimer shouldn’t be on here because he attempted to rape a chick. In the original script of The Program, he was a member of Pike but they changed it to Alpha Betas because it would have been too realistic and graphic if he were Pike.

      13 years ago at 12:43 pm
  1. Big Dubya

    Bob Barker demands fucking respect…and that you have your pets spayed and/or neutered

    13 years ago at 4:27 pm
  2. VandalSnake

    Knight Bob Barker Epsilon Beta 315. Proves that all Sigma Nu’s are fucking fighters.

    13 years ago at 4:57 pm
    1. pi crappa phi

      Dunlop is okay, but Ned Braden is FaF.

      – American citizen
      – Princeton grad, says to Jim Carr “That’s what it said in the yearbook” – gives ZERO FUCKS
      – Top goal scorer in the Federal League
      – Top ‘goal scorer’ on the Chiefs, as well. Cheats on his wife, hard core.
      – Always cleans up in poker on the bus trips
      – Won’t fight – again, gives zero fucks!

      13 years ago at 12:41 pm