The Frattest Sports Movie Characters Part 3

Dillon Cheverere13 years ago

Lou Brown

“How would you like to manage the Indians this year?”

“Gee, I don’t know…”

“What do you mean, you don’t know? This is your chance to manage in the big leagues.”

“Let me get back to you, will ya, Charlie? I got a guy on the other line asking about some white walls.”

Here he is presented with the opportunity he’s been waiting for his whole life, and all he cares about is hooking up some low-rent nobody with a slick pair of white walls. He could not care less that there’s an MLB exec on the the other end of the line offering an MLB head coaching job and a six-figure income.

Well, he does accept the job, although seemingly reluctantly, and parlays his “I just don’t give a shit” attitude into a division series thriller over the Yankees. He carries that persona into the locker room, as well. He lets his man meat hang out in front of the female team owner without even pretending to search for a towel. He even disrespects his handsome star player by literally pissing on his contract during practice. Lou also sports a man-stache that rivals that of 1980s Burt Reynolds.