The Frattest Sports Movie Characters Part 3

Ricky Bobby

Say what you want about Ricky Bobby’s shortcomings, and he has quite a few, but that fucker bleeds red, white and blue. In a bar room showdown with that homo-erotic French NASCAR phenom, Ricky refuses to admit he likes crepes, which are really just like thin little pancakes. Ricky fucking loves pancakes, but he stood his ground in support of the stars and stripes. The end result was a broken arm, but his American pride grew even stronger.

Ricky pisses excellence and is hell on wheels on the NASCAR circuit. Despite losing his wife to his best friend, he can’t help but respect his choice to include a nacho cheese fountain at their wedding. He looks to pass on his legacy to his two sons, Walker and Texas Ranger.

    1. fratanomics

      Maybe if you had seen the “Top 5 TFM TV Characters: Part 1” column, you’d know better than to ask.

      13 years ago at 4:29 pm
    2. Alpha Frat

      Second on the frattiest tv show characters. Also Dorn, you should include what movies these guys are from. I’m 22 and feel like some of these are past my time.

      13 years ago at 3:48 am
    1. Success

      Perhaps you missed the Bob Barker reference, champ….scroll up just a bit. Go ahead, we’ll wait.

      13 years ago at 4:34 pm
    1. Frattler

      quit bitching you little fuck sack no one told you you had to make it a 3 part series

      13 years ago at 11:43 am
    2. Haze Em

      Steve Lattimer shouldn’t be on here because he attempted to rape a chick. In the original script of The Program, he was a member of Pike but they changed it to Alpha Betas because it would have been too realistic and graphic if he were Pike.

      13 years ago at 12:43 pm
  1. Big Dubya

    Bob Barker demands fucking respect…and that you have your pets spayed and/or neutered

    13 years ago at 4:27 pm
  2. VandalSnake

    Knight Bob Barker Epsilon Beta 315. Proves that all Sigma Nu’s are fucking fighters.

    13 years ago at 4:57 pm
    1. pi crappa phi

      Dunlop is okay, but Ned Braden is FaF.

      – American citizen
      – Princeton grad, says to Jim Carr “That’s what it said in the yearbook” – gives ZERO FUCKS
      – Top goal scorer in the Federal League
      – Top ‘goal scorer’ on the Chiefs, as well. Cheats on his wife, hard core.
      – Always cleans up in poker on the bus trips
      – Won’t fight – again, gives zero fucks!

      13 years ago at 12:41 pm