The Greatest Sex Story Ever Involving An NHL Player, Butt Plugs, And Anal Beads
Hockey players are some weird individuals. First Jamie Benn doesn’t enjoy munching box, and now we have a story courtesy of Busted Coverage that involves a few mystery NHL players (one currently playing in the playoffs still), some butt plugs, and strap ons.
The anonymous source is referred to as “Mandi” and she requested that all the sensitive information be censored for obvious reasons. Enjoy.
Is Mandi a certified hooker? Or is she just a puck bunny that gets around? I mean, it sounds like she’s referring to these dudes as clients. She has to go out and buy these sex toys to jam up NHL players’ asses. Who knew NHL players were into ass play that involves their ass?
Secondly, who could this unnamed player be? My top three suspects are Evgeni Malkin, Tomas Hertl, and Steven Stamkos. I need to know who they are, not to release the names, but just for my own personal enjoyment. I want to be able to scream at my TV for someone to shove a stick up the culprit’s ass like it’s a butt plug..
[via Busted Coverage]
Featured Image via YouTube
I was gonna say a anal joke, butt fuck it.
9 years ago at 3:39 pmI take off my pants and jacket.
9 years ago at 3:59 pmI fucked your dad
9 years ago at 4:06 pmMy dad would bite you in half.
9 years ago at 4:50 pmMaybe the reason we aren’t all professional athletes is because we don’t let hookers shove rubber in our assholes. Too be fair I don’t think it’s made Dorn anymore of an athlete.
9 years ago at 3:51 pmI would have gone pro if it wasn’t for the high school injury
9 years ago at 4:21 pmI can confirm it did not
9 years ago at 4:56 pmThe picture led me to believe it was about Penguins players, but I’m grateful it anus
9 years ago at 4:00 pm100% crosby
9 years ago at 4:06 pmI could see “Mandi” being Elisha Cuthbert. She’s a rink rat extraordinaire.
9 years ago at 4:06 pmHow dare you talk about Jack Bauer’s daughter like that!
9 years ago at 4:37 pmgotta be del zotto. he’s known to be a creep.
9 years ago at 4:09 pmWho are we kidding, 10/10 it’s Sidney Crosby
9 years ago at 4:15 pmHe can’t take a check without bitching about it, there is no way he can take a strap-on up the ass
9 years ago at 8:10 pmDon’t bitches usually take it in the ass?
9 years ago at 9:44 amIf it keeps him scoring game-winners in OT, keep taking one for the team, sid
9 years ago at 11:35 amtheo fleury.. that guy was looney and the nickname “theodore” would fit
9 years ago at 4:19 pmnot a sport
9 years ago at 4:35 pmgonna have to go with fleur-de-lis for the theodore reference
9 years ago at 4:41 pmyou’re throwing my name into the ass-fingering suspects? Fuck you Harrison it’s obviously one of the fuckin Euros
9 years ago at 7:28 pm