Director’s Cut Spoof For Infamous Alabama Alpha Phi Recruitment Video Includes Hilarious, Inappropriate Commentary
When Alpha Phi at Alabama posted one of the hottest recruitment videos that I’ve seen to date, they had no idea how much national backlash it would receive, probably because there was literally nothing wrong about it. I mean, how can you hate on a sorority for being hot and white? Just doesn’t make sense.
What were those filmmakers thinking? Shame on them, right? Just kidding, we should be sending them gift baskets or some shit for producing this gold. Funny or Die made the below video spoofing what the film’s creators would say. They provided some A+ commentary.
They bring up some solid points. I saw multiple brunettes in the vid, plus one black guy. These girls are just a bunch of stallions gleaming with sex appeal, who these guys want you to know are not racist.
Let the girls live. Free Alpha Phi..
Using her father’s drone for a “Drone-Bone.” TFM
11 years ago at 10:45 amlol at white people and their fear of the “r”-word. No wonder y’all are a dying race.
11 years ago at 10:59 amWhite Americans are the racial majority, with a 77.7% share of the U.S. population. African Americans are the largest racial minority, amounting to 13.2% of the population. Hispanic and Latino Americans amount to 17.1% of the population, making up the largest ethnic minority.
Seems like we’re still doing quite well for ourselves.
11 years ago at 11:15 amI think your math is wrong… Hispanics would be the largest at 17.1%. Also, your total equals 108% and does not account for Native Americans, Asians, or Gingers.
11 years ago at 11:32 amHispanics aren’t counted as a race
11 years ago at 11:48 amHispanics are included into white to make the white stats (income, education, crime, etc.) worse so they don’t seem like they’re so different from the black stats.
11 years ago at 2:52 pmAre the people upvoting your comments somehow under the impression that Hispanics=white?
11 years ago at 4:45 pmHispanics are in fact grouped under white most of the time. It’s because Hispanic is a broad term that can include a lot of different races. You could be a black Hispanic (i.e. Dominican), a white Hispanic (like Argentina for example, where lots of people came from Italy and still look that way), or what we typically think of as Hispanic, which is the result of the mixture of Native Americans from Central/South America and the Spanish
So they’re probably upvoting me because I’m 100% correct
11 years ago at 6:01 pmfair point.
11 years ago at 6:23 pmSHOW YOUR TITS! #FreeTheNipple
11 years ago at 8:14 pmSource:
http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/00000.html
11 years ago at 11:56 amnever pressed “take a lap” any harder
11 years ago at 11:22 amHaha…You make a post that whites are a shrinking demographic group(Which they are) and everyone loses their shit. Some sjw writes up a column on some “white privilege” crap and whites everywhere start contemplating the unbearable horrors of being accused of being you know-*that word*…funny how that works
11 years ago at 11:54 amHey slut. I love being white. Go back to china. White power!
11 years ago at 12:48 pmugh tough guy are you gonna get rough on me?(p.s. ew,i’m japanese)
11 years ago at 4:46 pm“Im a jap and im proud of it” – said no one ever. You would like it rough though I know that
11 years ago at 5:48 amShit. That’s a lotta laps.
11 years ago at 3:11 pmBeing called a Chi O darling is like being called queen of the trailer park
11 years ago at 4:51 pmThe only offensive part of this video is a girl that hot wearing a one-peice swimsuit.
11 years ago at 11:23 amProbably Steve’s idea
11 years ago at 11:24 amfree the nipple
11 years ago at 12:50 pm