Call sign_Goose “A left Handy for you south-paws” I fucking lost it. Theres a set of parents out there who raised a child, sent him off to college, paid 1000’s for his education so he could invent a glove for people to knuckle-ball it with. 11 years ago at 2:34 pm
Call sign_Goose That being said I’m gonna need one of the t-shirts for a pledge. 11 years ago at 2:36 pm
In hoc we poke I feel like you could do the same thing with a silicon oven mitt and some olive oil and save 50 bucks. 11 years ago at 8:30 pm
Frattalicious So how quickly did you order yours after watching this Jack Hammer? 11 years ago at 10:23 pm
“A left Handy for you south-paws” I fucking lost it. Theres a set of parents out there who raised a child, sent him off to college, paid 1000’s for his education so he could invent a glove for people to knuckle-ball it with.
11 years ago at 2:34 pmThat being said I’m gonna need one of the t-shirts for a pledge.
11 years ago at 2:36 pmI was at first intrigued…then horrified…then intrigued again
11 years ago at 4:20 pmThis was ridiculously easy to masturbate to.
11 years ago at 6:19 pmWhat is wrong with you
11 years ago at 7:14 pmhe meant with. ridiculously easy to masturbate with.
11 years ago at 9:27 pm50 bucks to the guy that wears that shirt on a first date
11 years ago at 6:25 pmI’ve always wanted to be jerked off by an alien hand…
11 years ago at 6:49 pmThis may come in handy…
11 years ago at 7:20 pmHow clever did you think this was?
11 years ago at 8:49 pmYeah. You literally do that.
11 years ago at 9:50 pmTheir funding goal is $69,000. Good luck getting investors you wankers
11 years ago at 8:05 pmHa. Wankers.
11 years ago at 12:27 amI feel like you could do the same thing with a silicon oven mitt and some olive oil and save 50 bucks.
11 years ago at 8:30 pmI get the feeling you’ve tried that before.
11 years ago at 3:32 pmYeah like i’m going to wear that T-Shirt.
11 years ago at 9:41 pmSo how quickly did you order yours after watching this Jack Hammer?
11 years ago at 10:23 pm