The Legend of The Crying Bama Fan
13 years ago

When Alabama and LSU met for the first time this season back on November 5, 2011, things didn’t go ‘Bama’s way. The Crimson Tide came out of the defensive standoff with a 6-9 overtime loss, all but shattering their hopes of a BCS National Championship bid. To make things even worse, a CBS cameraman captured this kid crying during overtime on national television.

The Video

The internet went wild as pictures and videos were posted on blogs and websites across the country. Since the teary-eyed individual appears to be with a hot blonde sorority girl, the picture obviously made the rounds through fraternity listservs and sorority chain-emails. The “Crying Bama Fan” (CBF) was born.

The Crying Bama Fan

In a twist of fate, Alabama ended up with a shot at the National Championship and a rematch with LSU. When the matchup was confirmed, LSU Greeks created a “REAL GREEKS DON’T CRY” shirt complete with the picture of CBF and his alleged slam to reopen the wound before the faceoff.

REAL GREEKS DON’T CRY

When the two teams finally met again, 65 days after the 9-6 LSU victory, LSU fans got creative with a play on the famous Alabama chant “Roll Tide Roll.”

ROLL TEARS ROLL!!!

Before (and during) the game, pictures of LSU fans with CBF went viral online. They sought him out in New Orleans and took pictures with him and their “ROLL TEARS ROLL!!!” posters. Apparently he was a good sport about it, and that karma paid off. As Alabama completely smothered LSU the picture continued to be passed around with the caption “He gets the last laugh,” and as we all know, he truly did.

He Gets The Last Laugh

Oh yeah, and they found that hot blonde sorority girl, complete with Hand Grenade.

The Blonde

With a decisive 21-0 ass-pounding, Alabama and The Crying Bama fan got their redemption, and thus ends the legend of CBF.

    1. Jerry Fratdusky

      No. LSU fans are butthurt enough right now. I couldn’t make a butthole bigger than what Alabama did to them.

      13 years ago at 7:39 pm
    1. ImBarneyStinson

      Getting the shit hazed out of you for crying on national television will do that to a guy.

      13 years ago at 9:53 pm
  8. American

    Alright, I can’t hold it back any longer. This whole talk of Alabama ass raping LSU is getting kind of pathetic. Yeah, Bama played one helluva defensive game. Yes, the final score was 21-0, not too shabby. But for Christ’s sake they only scored one touchdown! The rest of the time the best they could do was field goals! Not what I consider total annihilation.

    13 years ago at 11:40 pm
    1. DavidAllanBro

      Alabama’s defense fucking took a nasty diarrhea all over LSU’s offense. Fucking leave.

      13 years ago at 11:47 pm
    2. CouchesPullOutIDont

      For the number 1 team in the country to be held to less than 100 yds. Yeah, I would consider this an ass whooping.

      13 years ago at 12:10 am
    4. frat_as_phuck

      Even coming into the game rooting for LSU. I’ll admit Alabama ass raped them and are a much better team.

      13 years ago at 1:46 am
    5. Frat OClock

      When one team only passes the 50 yard line once in the game, it’s an ass raping.

      13 years ago at 2:45 am
  9. livingthenattylife

    That shirt is still fucking awesome haha, but yeah he probably did get the last laugh! But hes a legend for being a pussy so. NF. I didn’t see any LSU fans crying on national television They took their lost with some pride at least. The next time these teams cross however will be a complete slaughter fest. LSU will be out for blood. Plus it will be in death valley. Also does anyone know how to get one of those shirts?

    13 years ago at 8:54 am
  10. GloryGlory

    It’s funny because at every game of importance at least a significant amount of people cry.

    13 years ago at 9:03 am
  11. Frat Dye

    Just a fun fact to add to the gayness of this poor kids life, he got his ass beat in a bar fight and a guy bit half of his ear off.

    13 years ago at 10:14 am