The maid's car being parked in the driveway of your house on Google Maps street view.

  1. thevaginator

    My house actually has butanefratoils mom’s car parked in front of it on Google maps. The little guy was upset because his mom took the Honda oddessey to come over to get cock up her ass so it made him late to marching band practice.

    4 years ago at 2:06 pm
      1. AndrewsMomsAss

        I gave up searching for the truth! Now I’m searching for a good fantasy that doesn’t begin with meeting at Starbucks for coffee! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

        4 years ago at 3:44 pm
      2. MightBePike

        That was deep. Most of us can’t handle the truth and choose to live in a fantasy but we don’t believe we can change that fantasy. Like a nightmare, it’s all in your control but you don’t realize it until it’s too late.

        If you need a good fantasy read, the old Frat Romance Novels still hold up. Shark Romance Novel is good too.

        4 years ago at 7:44 am
      3. thevaginator

        Is the sky blue? Is water wet? Is sigmanugs a virgin? Of course it’s true.

        4 years ago at 4:24 pm
      4. MightBePike

        Water actually isn’t wet. Wetness is the state of something having water ON or IN it. For something to be wet it must be able to become dry by removing water. If you remove water from a body of water, it is no more dry than it was before. It’s like how fire isn’t burned; or how darkness is the addition of dark but the removal of light. Get woke.

        4 years ago at 7:47 am
      5. jizzrag69v2

        The only woke thing you have is your mom who stays woke all night while I fill her ass WITH MY JIZZ!

        4 years ago at 11:03 am
  2. jizzrag69v2

    Day maids are for poors. Our live-in maid commutes by helicopter and makes more in a year than most of you losers will make in a lifetime.

    4 years ago at 4:36 pm
      1. jizzrag69v2

        You’ve obviously never had a live-In house staff you fucking poor. They don’t stay at your house 365 days a year you dumb fuck.

        4 years ago at 5:26 am
  3. Fratty Couples PGA

    In other words just having a maid at all is a TFM you people are insipid.

    4 years ago at 11:50 am
  4. Not being able to see the maids car from street view because your lawn is so massive. TFM

    4 years ago at 11:52 am