The Man Who Killed Osama bin Laden Is A GINGER
11 years ago

This is a big day for our red-haired American brothers. No longer will you be tormented and treated as outcasts. The Navy SEAL who killed Osama bin Laden in 2011 has revealed himself. He’s Rob O’Neill from Montana. He is now your ginger overlord.

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I gotta say, the day of redemption has come for gingers worldwide.

O’Neill has participated in over 400 missions across the globe, including missions that were depicted in “Zero Dark Thirty” (duh), “Captain Phillips,” and “Lone Survivor.”

The 38-year-old also works as a motivational speaker and is one of the most decorated Navy SEALs in history, having been honored 52 times for his service. Since he’s going public, O’Neill is now unable to continue his career as a SEAL, but he’s still one bad dude. When asked if he was worried that ISIS is going to come after him and his family, O’Neill’s dad, Tom O’Neill, brushed it off casually, as if to say “He’s done that shit like a billion times, dude…”

“People are asking if we are worried that ISIS will come and get us because Rob is going public. I say I’ll paint a big target on my front door and say come and get us.’My ex-wife gave birth to a man. We shouldn’t be cowering in fear.”

Well said, Mr. O’Neill. Well said.

So, the next time you’re thinking about picking on that little ginger headed fuck on your way to class, just remember, that guy just might grow up to put a bullet in the dome of one of the evilest bastards to ever walk the face of the earth.

[via Daily Mail]

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    1. Im_That_Frat_Dude

      Thank you sir for your service. I wish you well after what our government done to you. I dare ISIS to come knocking on your door. And this one is for you and all those Navy SEALs risking their lives:

      Been around the world twice, talked to everyone once, I’ve seen two whales fuck, been to three world fairs, I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden cock. I’ve pushed more peter, more sweeter, and more completer than any other peter-pusher around. I’m a hard-bodied, hairy-chested, rootin, tootin, shooting, parachuting, demolition double cap crimping Frogman. There ain’t nothing I can’t do. No sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough. Learned a lot of lessons in my life. Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Drove a lot of trucks. Even those big motherfuckers that bend and go TSSHITT TSSHITT when you step on the brakes. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards. I’m a lover, I’m a fighter, I’m a UDT/SEAL Diver. I’ll wine, dine, intertwine and then sneak out the back door when the refueling is done. If you’re feeling froggy, then you better jump because this Frogman has been there, done that and is going back for more. Cheers

      11 years ago at 5:07 pm
      1. Sand_Hill_Alum

        ^yeah so whoever downvoted this you just wouldnt understand that he isnt bragging or anything or trying to be funny. he’s quoting a creed that baby seals are made to do when they first get to the teams

        11 years ago at 5:17 pm
      2. VaJack

        its not a creed. its called the ballad of a frogman, traditionally given at bars by a SEAL before they drink. just because you have seen lone survivor doesn’t make you an expert on the teams history

        11 years ago at 5:23 pm
      3. Im_That_Frat_Dude

        Which is exactly where I was when I wrote that. This man deserves more than just a drink for his actions.

        11 years ago at 5:25 pm
    2. Joe Willie

      For you go overs who have never served, there is an unwritten protocol in the military: Do not not seek attention for your service. Ginger didn’t kill Bin Laden, the TEAM got Bin Laden.

      11 years ago at 10:17 am
  7. LANDingstripMAN

    Leave it up to a man with no soul to kill the most evil person in the world.

    11 years ago at 4:30 pm
  10. Texas Tux and Oil

    Montana is the only other state I wouldn’t fuck with, those guys up there on on their own level.

    11 years ago at 4:33 pm
    1. Texas Tux and Oil

      Is another* my first comment sounded unpatriotic and I will gladly run laps until Mr. O’Neill tells me to go fuck myself.

      11 years ago at 4:37 pm
    1. Lovetakinglaps

      Stfu you little shitbag. Don’t ever refer to something like this being “TFM” again

      11 years ago at 5:28 pm
      4. Mark Daniels

        Gotta say, I think I’ll join him in his laps. I know we’d like to say that this is frat and it falls in line with what we’re about with patriotism and all, but comparing ourselves to him in anyway is at best disrespectful to him and his achievements.

        11 years ago at 10:31 pm