The way your sunglass straps flap in the wind while riding on a boat. TFM.

    1. that fuckin pledge

      ^ I still use croakies as a general term for “sunglass straps” and cables is the company name/style.

      12 years ago at 5:22 pm
    1. HamburgerHill

      SHUT THE FUCK UP CUPID,NOBODY MISSED YOU. Yeah I know it’s caps. Get the fuck over it

      12 years ago at 9:12 pm
    2. HamburgerHill

      Me and Cupid went to elementary school together. Take a fucking lap pussyboy

      12 years ago at 9:59 pm
    3. OurHero

      I couldn’t care less Jimmy. I belong to a no hazing fraternity so I’ll have to pass on those laps.

      12 years ago at 9:01 pm
    4. HamburgerHill

      Then go ahead and a load a revolver, stick it up your worthless ass, and pull the trigger.

      12 years ago at 11:33 pm
    5. OurHero

      ^I like you guy, I originally thought you were a slapdick, but I’ve changed my mind. Have a nice day friend!!

      12 years ago at 7:05 pm
  1. Brose Cuervo

    I know Croakies are technically a brand name, but can we just call them croakies for fuck’s sake? “Sunglasses straps” sounds fucking stupid.

    12 years ago at 8:44 pm